Sweet got my dream job

[coveredinbees]

My secret perfect life dream is working in a magic, haunted circus. I'll keep you guys posted.

[dupont2005]

I have to be up at 3am to drive out of town and work all day. It's gonna suck. Luckily days like this are very rare and I usually only put in about four hours of actual work. The crap days like this (crap week so far actually) are what allow me to keep paying the bills despite all those awesome days I don't hardly work at all.

[Iangould]

This is like: "I got my dream job! I'm gonna be a NASCAR driver! Well, actually, I'm gonna be the assistant janitor at the local NASCAR track."

My dream job: brothel critic.

You know, like a restaurant critic only with more blowjobs.