The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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haha i'll settle for that. But i've seen people say it's one of the worst movies ever and stuff like that.
Crank: High Voltage is pretty good as well, especially the climax, holy shit!
This is the internet. I'm sure tons of people thought it would do this well.
Heck, I remember a few years back, a heated discussion with some posters got someone banned because one of them was convinced The Dark Knight was going to pass a billion worldwide, and nobody thought it would do THAT well. I think it was his/her gloating afterwards, bringing up old posts of everyone else demanding apologies that eventually got him/her banned if I recall correctly.
I thought it was hilarious reading, myself...
I've heard both the "live yourself to be a villain" and "the hero that Gotham needs, etc" lines spoofed spoofed by College Humor or something when parodying the movie. I have not heard them anywhere else though IIRC.
'The Avengers' hits $600 million in U.S. box office
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/06/2...on-box-office/
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Joss Whedon, you are now officially the second member of the $600 million club.
Walt Disney Pictures announced today that The Avengers will likely pass through the $600 million portal of domestic box office greatness today, becoming only the third film to do so. Titanic first broke the barrier when it topped out at $600.8 million after its initial domestic run (adding another $57.9 million during its 3-D re-release last spring), and director James Cameron’s 2009 follow up Avatar set the likely still-safe record of $760.5 million in U.S. box office receipts.
Where The Avengers will eventually end up on its theatrical run remains an open question. It grossed $7.2 million for eighth place last weekend; that’s a tiny 19 percent drop from the previous week, and the upcoming July 4 holiday will likely boost its numbers further. The superhero mega-flick has shattered a series of records, including opening weekend, second weekend, and fastest film to reach the $200 million, $300 million, $400 million, and $500 million thresholds.
They are all remarkable achievements. However, with the risk of incurring the HULK SMASH rage of Avengers fans, it should be pointed out that, when adjusted for inflation, The Avengers is in (slightly) less rarefied box office company. According to Box Office Mojo, when converted 2012 dollars, 27 movies have grossed over $600 million in the U.S., including 1994′s Forrest Gump ($622.1 million), 1973′s The Sting ($706 million), 1959′s Ben-Hur ($776.2 million), and 1939′s Gone With the Wind ($1.6 billion).
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The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
-Expletive Deleted
Check out my travel site, Geekations.com
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