Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    Senior Member Kuro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    4,737

    Default The mightiest man invades Westboros...

    Across the Narrow Sea, a lone ship approaches. As it draws near, onlookers find no traces of the rumoured dragons. No Khaalesi with a supposed army of supporters behind her. Instead, they see a hulking figure, far taller and more muscular than any man in Westboros and with a massive mono-frown so intense it would seem that it was blotting out the very sunlight they needed to strive. Besides him is a mammoth steed, easily the size of an elephant, equally mighty in stature and just as angry-looking. The man approaches the nearest passerby and identities himself as Raoh.



    He doesn't know where he is, he just knows that he must conquer this newfound land. All he has at his side is Koku-oh and his FISTS. Where does he go first? Where will he look to establish his fortress? How long before the eventual sacking of Kings Landing? What of the north and the impending winter?

    This takes place shortly after the events which started the War of the Kings.

  2. #2
    Starting the operation! GrampaGen's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    14,472

    Default

    Hefinds himself immeduately picketed by the middle aged and by children who can barely comprehend the nature of their protest.

    "GOD HATES KEN OH" and "HOKUTO SATAN" are among the neon bold faced phrases Raoh runs into.

    He then wonders if such a land is indeed worth conquering.

  3. #3
    Terror On Wheels T51R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    15,269

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by GrampaGen View Post
    Hefinds himself immeduately picketed by the middle aged and by children who can barely comprehend the nature of their protest.

    "GOD HATES KEN OH" and "HOKUTO SATAN" are among the neon bold faced phrases Raoh runs into.

    He then wonders if such a land is indeed worth conquering.
    More like he'll get Kouki-Oh to step on the closest convenient protester, and declare that Hokuto Shin Ken is the Fist Loved by Heaven(while pointing to the Big Dipper, with an extra star attached to it) "That is the Star of Death, as decreed by the Heavens. And today it shines...for all of YOU."

    Cue massive bloodbath, which could of been avoided in the first place if he'd bothered to explain that Hokuto Ryuuken is the one that uses evil powers for human combat, not Hokuto Shin Ken.
    "Our cash flow is as if a profligate son keeps borrowing money to spend on Geisha, which is why we don’t have a choice not to enjoy the race." ~DOME CO. LTD, on their 2012 LeMans effort...

  4. #4
    Fists of God Chou Blaster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Avalon
    Posts
    12,528

    Default

    Ken-Oh's empire will be realized, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
    http://zdemnsrpgforum.forumotion.com/

    ^- THe Best RPG site around. Chou approved.

  5. #5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by T51R View Post
    More like he'll get Kouki-Oh to step on the closest convenient protester, and declare that Hokuto Shin Ken is the Fist Loved by Heaven(while pointing to the Big Dipper, with an extra star attached to it) "That is the Star of Death, as decreed by the Heavens. And today it shines...for all of YOU."

    Cue massive bloodbath, which could of been avoided in the first place if he'd bothered to explain that Hokuto Ryuuken is the one that uses evil powers for human combat, not Hokuto Shin Ken.
    Yes, because logic works on Fred Phelps.
    Fox Mr. Sinister (holding Rogue's chin): "So beautiful, yet so strong."

    Fox Wolverine: "Well, I always did think I was kinda cute. Nice of you to mention it."

    Official Board Ostrichizer

  6. #6
    Infiltrator Cthulhu_of_R'yleh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Atlantis, The Dome of Research
    Posts
    11,971

    Default

    ... Dragons + Ken-Oh = Flying Flaming Fist of of the North Star.

    You monster.

  7. #7
    Terror On Wheels T51R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    15,269

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Yes, because logic works on Fred Phelps.
    Logic? What logic, we're talking about Hokuto Shin Ken here. The only thing logical about it, is that it has a 2,000 year history and its name can be pronounced.
    "Our cash flow is as if a profligate son keeps borrowing money to spend on Geisha, which is why we don’t have a choice not to enjoy the race." ~DOME CO. LTD, on their 2012 LeMans effort...

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •