Why, exactly, would a child need to know about Children's Crusade? Much less in any degree of detail?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to start a "How would you explain PunisherMax to a child?" thread.
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"Sometimes dudes just make out with each other. Kinda like that time you caught Uncle Steve in the jacuzzi with his friend, Bruce."
"Life's complicated. Sometimes the decisions you make are by your own choice. Sometimes they aren't. Bad things happen. But you don't have to let that define you."
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