Axel Braun's The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody (SFW)

[Aprillis]

I think Dick and Tim would care. :)

Oh god, now I have this mental image of Dick and Tim watching the pronz, and Tim going "Ummm Dick why is Batgirl banging Bruce?"

[verslibre]

I can't believe we're debating whether the Batgirl is Steph or Babs. It's a porno. Who cares??

Exactly. The only relevant issue is whether the carpet matches the drapes.

[fatalwish]

Exactly. The only relevant issue is whether the carpet matches the drapes.

Well, it certainly didn't on the '60s TV Batgirl. That is, if you count the wig.

[Reginleif]

I watched the Avengers porno recently, here are my points for improvement (I put in spoiler text for some reason, I dont say anything disgusting, but still, for the children):

spoilers:

to many women, it was basically an attempt to run through as many girls as possible, the Batman one has 3 so it may be better Why are they having sex? What is the story? It needs to be more emotional I dont like lesbian sex needs more diversification in sexual partners, there were no orgies needs to be more women focused

end of spoilers

[wyokid]

I watched the Avengers porno recently, here are my points for improvement (I put in spoiler text for some reason, I dont say anything disgusting, but still, for the children):

spoilers:

to many women, it was basically an attempt to run through as many girls as possible, the Batman one has 3 so it may be better Why are they having sex? What is the story? It needs to be more emotional I dont like lesbian sex needs more diversification in sexual partners, there were no orgies needs to be more women focused

end of spoilers

I gotta say, I was REALLY disappointed in The Avengers XXX. Spider-Man was MUCH better.

[fatalwish]

I gotta say, I was REALLY disappointed in The Avengers XXX. Spider-Man was MUCH better.

Maybe if Sam Raimi had directed it? Hmmmmm........

[wyokid]

Maybe if Sam Raimi had directed it? Hmmmmm........

See, now you got me all sad over the reboot

Also Braun's Star Wars one was hilarious.

[fatalwish]

Only in 2012 would they reboot a porno. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?

[Sunbird]

Only in 2012 would they reboot a porno. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?

It's only a proper reboot if they bench a bunch of characters and make everyone much younger and dumber.

[Jared]

The Avengers one has Chyna in it. I wouldn't touch her with Ultron's ****.

It'd be kind of cool if it is Stephanie. I doubt it would matter much to the plot, and it's not like the plot matters much anybody, but somebody in production could be a fan, or maybe they just came across it on wikipedia.

One way to please everybody would be a Batgirl porn parody featuring Babs, Cassie, and Steph.

Oh god, now I have this mental image of Dick and Tim watching the pronz, and Tim going "Ummm Dick why is Batgirl banging Bruce?"

Something like that might have actually happened in the Timmverse.

[RohanRiderX]

i too have seen the avengers parody,

everyone was in charecter-ish
im glad they used ms marvel
it was kind of hot

but i cant take the hawkeye seriously such a chubby somebitch

lolo have to check out the batman one hahah

[Robotman4]

it's hilarious how mainstream porn has gotten. Jack Horner from "Boogie Nights" would be so proud.

[Godlike13]

The Avengers one has Chyna in it. I wouldn't touch her with Ultron's ****.

And she's covered in green body paint

[paulski]

I still prefer the Lexi Belle's incarnation :P

Quoted for truth. Hottest Batgirl ever.

For those who haven't seen the previous version:

[wyokid]

Sorry Axel, DC beat you to it.