How shud Marvel retconned Wolverine into X-mythos even further?

[Pixie_Solanas]

Dr Robyn Hanover.

Trish Bogart!

[DevilishRogue]

Yeah, I LOL'd.

Right? I think I'll vote Psylocke1902 for X-poster of the month.

[Anodyne]

I voted Other: all of the above. Why not?

[spursevere]

Wolves are creatures evolved from logan when he shagged a sheep.

[coveredinbees]

Wolverine set Magneto's house in Vinnitsa on fire.

[dr.maikel]

Wolverine is the first mutant..,

[spursevere]

wolverine founded:

-the hellfire's club
-the hand
-japan

[Psylocke1902]

If you read Cable you wud have seen that it was Hope that ran over the car that hit Annie

Use correct spellings plz

I voted Other: all of the above. Why not?

Mostly because life iz unfair.

Also, b/c that was a a form of psych eval of people behavior on this forum

[A-Man]

/\This/\

This whole idea of adding even more stuff to Wolverine's already overcrowded past is getting out of hand. What's next, he's the secret lover of the Queen Mum or something?

That I would buy.

[Dr. Sonic]

Wolverine secretly rescued the Lindbergh baby and brought him to the Weapon Plus program, where the child ultimately grew up to become Wade Wilson.

[blackphoenix]

After Marvel revelation of The first X-men, It's totes cray cray how Marvel'll milk every fame fluid Wolvie has. Basically, They retcon everything b/c Bendis did it once or twice and it was cool. So what else shud b retconned while they are at it?

OMG!!Wolvie sexed Xavier's mother and it explained Xavier's slowed aging and attraction 2 redheads and mentees !!!

OMG!! Wolvie totes ran over Annie to force Jean's power activation and give her low self esteem, so that he can use as gateway to her firecrotch!!!

OMG!! Wolvie actually masterminded the whole Xavier breaking his leg thing so that Jean will not get together with Xavier. Because Jean wud totes bang Charles if he was not crippled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sidebar: Did Xavier actually sense that Jean is secretly discriminating against the disabled?)

Takers?

They should just make it canon that Wolverine is the oldest mutant alive, going all the way back to the days of the Neanderthals, like they tried to establish in the crappy and laughable mini-series Marville. That way, he can turn out to be a direct ancestor of every single mutant character in the Marvel Universe! Not only that, but they could do a mini-series where Logan met Jesus, wrestled in the Roman colisseum, invented marmalade, sexed up Marie Antoinette, etc.