View Poll Results: Which retcon iz the fairest?

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  • OMG!Wolvie fathered Xavier!!

    24 45.28%
  • OMG! Wolvie ran over Annie!!

    14 26.42%
  • OMG! Wolvie crippled Xavier!!

    10 18.87%
  • Other

    5 9.43%
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    ♥♥ dilettante ♥♥ Pixie_Solanas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinRedmond View Post
    Dr Robyn Hanover.
    Trish Bogart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinnhop View Post
    Yeah, I LOL'd.
    Right? I think I'll vote Psylocke1902 for X-poster of the month.

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    I voted Other: all of the above. Why not?
    Beverly Allen--The Bee, with honey and stinger

    "If humans have souls, then clones will have them, too."--Arthur Caplan

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    Wolves are creatures evolved from logan when he shagged a sheep.

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    Wolverine set Magneto's house in Vinnitsa on fire.
    I'm a bumblebee. I'm a bee and I need to get back to the hive.

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    Wolverine is the first mutant..,

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    wolverine founded:

    -the hellfire's club
    -the hand
    -japan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Home made ectoplasm View Post
    If you read Cable you wud have seen that it was Hope that ran over the car that hit Annie
    Use correct spellings plz

    Quote Originally Posted by Anodyne View Post
    I voted Other: all of the above. Why not?
    Mostly because life iz unfair.

    Also, b/c that was a a form of psych eval of people behavior on this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by cybrestrike View Post
    /\This/\

    This whole idea of adding even more stuff to Wolverine's already overcrowded past is getting out of hand. What's next, he's the secret lover of the Queen Mum or something?
    That I would buy.

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    Wolverine secretly rescued the Lindbergh baby and brought him to the Weapon Plus program, where the child ultimately grew up to become Wade Wilson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psylocke1902 View Post
    After Marvel revelation of The first X-men, It's totes cray cray how Marvel'll milk every fame fluid Wolvie has. Basically, They retcon everything b/c Bendis did it once or twice and it was cool. So what else shud b retconned while they are at it?

    OMG!!Wolvie sexed Xavier's mother and it explained Xavier's slowed aging and attraction 2 redheads and mentees !!!

    OMG!! Wolvie totes ran over Annie to force Jean's power activation and give her low self esteem, so that he can use as gateway to her firecrotch!!!

    OMG!! Wolvie actually masterminded the whole Xavier breaking his leg thing so that Jean will not get together with Xavier. Because Jean wud totes bang Charles if he was not crippled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sidebar: Did Xavier actually sense that Jean is secretly discriminating against the disabled?)

    Takers?
    They should just make it canon that Wolverine is the oldest mutant alive, going all the way back to the days of the Neanderthals, like they tried to establish in the crappy and laughable mini-series Marville. That way, he can turn out to be a direct ancestor of every single mutant character in the Marvel Universe! Not only that, but they could do a mini-series where Logan met Jesus, wrestled in the Roman colisseum, invented marmalade, sexed up Marie Antoinette, etc.
    Thus do I write the first chapter of my new scripture. And the first verse is "Let it all burn."

    PHOENIX INVICTUS!

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