Just saw the last few minutes of an episode of some teen drama show:
One guy: "Blarg, I die."
Keith: "Hey bro! Nice to see you again."
Guy: "Uh... Listen, I'm really sorry I shot you in the back while you were trying to talk a guy out of commiting suicide. I guess I was always jealous of how nice you were."
Keith: "Meh, it's all cool. You felt bad about it afterwards and that's apparently all I need to forgive you. Because I'm so nice."
Guy: "...Really? I'd think you'd be somewhat pissed off."
Keith: "Naaaaaaaaaah. Heck, I'm so incredibly nice they gave me a +1 reservation for getting into Heaven. And I pick you. Because I'm a nice guy."
Guy: "Okay then."
*They go to Heaven*
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I think the moral of the story was that Keith is incapable of any emotion other than cheery benevolence.
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05-14-2012, 04:34 PM #121A Thinking Man's Rhino
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A Flock of Sheep.
A Pack of Wolves.
An Inconvenience of Heroes.
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05-14-2012, 04:35 PM #122Hey, there.
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And if they DON'T spam your email, you have to kiss ass so hard your lips bleed with that aforementioned fucking questionnaire.
I tried signing up at the local theatre online. No go. My mother helped me get this Grocery Outlet job.
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05-14-2012, 06:17 PM #123Queen of Air and Darkness
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Do you agree with this article? I don't, I mean, some are good but there are much better choices.
- Running on Adrenaline and Sheer Willpower.
- Trying to Stay Sane in an Insane World.
- Why Should Time Have Wings and Not I?
- Born in Wrong Comic Book Universe
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05-14-2012, 06:37 PM #124Spectacularly Neurotic
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I think this person just jumbled a pile of pop culture references in a hat and picked ten.
Originally Posted by Tami
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05-14-2012, 07:25 PM #125Have Robot, Will Smash
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Well, read the entire series Nextwave...And it was fun as Hell, especially when they introduced the New Paramounts.
...Forbush Man had a pretty damn effective power. O_o"This is the energy that caused the extinction of your race! Now die again!"-Musashi Tomoe
It's better to burn out, than to fade away!-The Kurgan
Please.........I go through everyone's trash.-The Question
"I said, I'm singing a song. And when someone's singing a song, YOU DON'T SHOOT THEM!"-Kenji Endo
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05-14-2012, 07:29 PM #126Friendly Zoroark
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What is this? I don't even- Originally Posted by Iron_twister
Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"
Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
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05-14-2012, 07:33 PM #127Honeru!
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Speaking of jobs, I have an interview on wed.
Time to put on my dress clothes and shuck and jive.Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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05-14-2012, 07:54 PM #128~Lunatic Pandora~
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Good luck :D Originally Posted by Miburohunter929
Умереть за меня!
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05-14-2012, 08:36 PM #129Hey, there.
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Good luck, dude. What for?
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05-14-2012, 08:38 PM #130Cruel and Unusual
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Those lists are always pointless. Originally Posted by Tami
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05-14-2012, 08:48 PM #131Honeru!
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Nothing noteworthy, just a gig at a hardware store. Originally Posted by Radioactive Zombie
It's but a minor but essential part in my plan.
Originally Posted by Kanra
Thanks to you both. Although, I do not need luck.
I need the addresses of my would be bosses loved ones.Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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05-14-2012, 09:39 PM #132Elder Member
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I liked the movie Gone. Anybody here liked it? According the the wik it didn't do well.
Yeah I give up. They would need like a bajillion UNs to take it out. And they would all have to work.
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05-14-2012, 10:21 PM #133Seeker of The Mad Heart
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I want to see Omegalith and Farealmer fuse into one being.
Permanently.
What should the fusion be called though...
Omegarealmer?
Falith?
And what would their favorite thing be?
My Little C.H.U.D, Dead Seals are Magic?~For the truth lies, ever softly, within the heart of madness~
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05-14-2012, 10:30 PM #134Elder Member
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I really wish you were an elk. Originally Posted by FarBeyondC
Yeah I give up. They would need like a bajillion UNs to take it out. And they would all have to work.
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05-14-2012, 10:46 PM #135<3
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Well, this is amusing.
My phone was stolen.
....I feel very frightened about leaving the confines of my apartment now.
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