Irony Man

[Guy Smiley]

You gain the power to kill people in ironic ways like Final Destination Death.

The problem being that you must know the situation you put them in is ironic and visually plot out their death to do it.

The more accurate your idea of ironic death is, the easier it is to do.

You can only do this to one person every 24 hours.

How do you misuse this power? (those who do misuse it).

If you don't use it, then you die a very ironic death yourself in 24 hours, how do you think your death would look like?

Do you have to use it every 24 hours to avoid death, or just once?

If it's just once, then I find someone to use it on. Off a criminal in the news for some bizarre crime in a manner befitting. Like make a serial drowner get incurable diarrhea so that he dies of dehydration or something.

If it's every 24 hours, I just won't have time to do the proper research. I guess I attempt suicide by refusing to use it. However, that would make the death that occurred to me be non-ironic. This paradox logic causes the curse, or maybe even Death itself to self-destruct, ironically saving my life.

[dupersuper]

You gain the power to kill people in ironic ways

Like drowning them in rain on their wedding day? Crashing the plane on which they take their first flight? Depriving them of a much needed knife and instead giving them many spoons?