Irony Man

[mailedbypostman1]

You gain the power to kill people in ironic ways like Final Destination Death.

The problem being that you must know the situation you put them in is ironic and visually plot out their death to do it.

The more accurate your idea of ironic death is, the easier it is to do.

You can only do this to one person every 24 hours.

How do you misuse this power? (those who do misuse it).

If you don't use it, then you die a very ironic death yourself in 24 hours, how do you think your death would look like?

[Farealmer]

I would say but i would then be banned.

[mailedbypostman1]

Death by banning then. That's ironic enough.

[Radical]

Oh...I thought that's what Tony Stark turned into after 40-50 years of being Iron Man.

Back in the '60s, when he was just coming out, Tony was a handsome billionaire/"invincible" superhero who was hiding the fact that he had a damaged heart. Fifty years later IRL, he'd probably be a robot/cyborg disguised as a dying old man.

[Forgotten Entity]

I refuse to use it. I don't have the guts.

My death will include the spilling of said guts.

[Chou Blaster]

My first kill.

Inter Net person doing stuff during a storm, lighting strikes the house, overloads the computer as the glass explodes, getting said person in the eyes/neck.

How is that for one example?

[FrenchGemini]

I become the next Kira. How much degree of control over the death's circumstances do we have? Can we, for example, take control of another person for the death to have the required irony?

[StupidMoniker]

I would locate someone who was afraid to fly. We'll call this person Mr. Play-it-safe. It would be someone who has never flown before and has kids. When he finally takes a flight (after waiting his whole life) I would cause the plane to crash. During the crash I imagine he might think something along the lines of, "Well isn't this nice."

[mailedbypostman1]

I become the next Kira. How much degree of control over the death's circumstances do we have? Can we, for example, take control of another person for the death to have the required irony?

No. All circumstances are outside the person's own mental state.

[Chou Blaster]

No. All circumstances are outside the person's own mental state.

Death can mind control people (Who were not to be victims.) Case in point FD2. The big truck killing the last one (The one with the vision.)

[mailedbypostman1]

Death can mind control people (Who were not to be victims.) Case in point FD2. The big truck killing the last one (The one with the vision.)

Seriously?
I thought everone was just PIS'd.

[Aracuan Bird]

So I'm the Spectre?
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet...

[Radical]

I would locate someone who was afraid to fly. We'll call this person Mr. Play-it-safe. It would be someone who has never flown before and has kids. When he finally takes a flight (after waiting his whole life) I would cause the plane to crash. During the crash I imagine he might think something along the lines of, "Well isn't this nice."

You got the idea from Alanis Morrisette, didn't you?

I'd do the same, only I'd have a plane crashland into his train or cruise liner or something.

Or is that too obvious?

[Chou Blaster]

Second Death: Someone hates baths, so showering. Wet floor and person hits sink. Break neck and stuff.

Third Death: *Control* a Driver, run over a nearby bicyclist .

Etc.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Little did the solar power advocate expect to meet his/her/other end via an exploding sun.