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    Default Comic Book Avengers watch their own movie

    The 616 counterparts of the characters shown in the movie sit down and watch the Avengers movie together.

    This includes spoilers:
    Thanos
    end of spoilers and spoilers:
    the Chitauri
    end of spoilers.

    How does it go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgotten Entity View Post
    The 616 counterparts of the characters shown in the movie sit down and watch the Avengers movie together.

    This includes Thanos and the Chitauri.

    How does it go?
    Loki blows up the TV after seing the guy that plays him

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    Thor likes his bit.

    Hulk likes his bit.

    Thanos chuckles and says, "Just the Avengers? How sad."
    Armored Frame Division #27: Starlancer Flight - Roland Vance Xel'Tais

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    Kid Loki says "Oh, so that's why everybody hates me."

    Thor says "Forsooth, wherefore did Marvel tone down thy speech."

    Hawkeye says "So that's why I'm wearing this crappy new costume."

    Cap says "How come the words 'Avengers Assemble!' were never uttered?"

    Nick Fury says "Oh, so that's why I now have a black son."

    Black Widow says "My ass is shown more than my face! What the hell?!?"

    The Skrulls say "What the hell is a chitauri."

    Iron Man says "I can be a real ass sometimes."

    Jarvis says "Why am I a machine?"

    Coulson says "Seriously, I just became a part of SHIELD and you kill me off?!?!"

    Ant-Man says "Does Marvel hate me?"

    Wasp says "I think they hate me more, considering I've been DEAD FOR FOUR YEARS!!!"

    Hulk says "HELL YEAH!!!"

    Jasper Sitwell says "Why am I Hispanic?"

    Maria Hill says "See, if the Avengers worked for SHIELD the world would be so much bett... nevermind."
    Jean Grey, Gwen Stacy, Professor X, Mar-Vell, Richard Rider, Kid Loki- Bring Them Back!!!

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    Chitauri: Shapeshift....come on, shapeshift....SHAPESHIFT YOU MOTHERFU**ERS!

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    Kid Loki: Well he was rather charming fellow. Too bad about all of the uhm... evil.

    Leah: He was much more attractive than you would be or ever will be.

    Loki: There's nothing wrong with the way I look.

    Leah: You look like yourself. That is wrong enough.

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    Black widow says, mother F ers i have not gained 20 lbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgotten Entity View Post
    The 616 counterparts of the characters shown in the movie sit down and watch the Avengers movie together.

    This includes Thanos and the Chitauri.

    How does it go?
    You know, I'm sure there are some people who still haven't seen the movie, and you gave away a MASSIVE spoiler here. Next time, you might want to write "MASSIVE SPOILER HERE - NO REALLY, I GIVE AWAY THE SURPRISE ENDING" in the thread title...

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    Tony (to spoilers:
    Loki's mind control attempt backfiring
    end of spoilers): Ha! Ownage.

    Hulk (after watching spoilers:
    himself beat the crap out of Loki
    end of spoilers): BWAH HA HA!

    Loki: What is a spoilers:
    "mewling quim"
    end of spoilers? (No, really, they used it in the film.)

    Black Widow: (whispers in his ear)

    Loki: (makes face)
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    -Abraham Lincoln

    "We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."

    -Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26

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