black bolt and namor have both staged successful invasions on multiple fronts, which takes an impressive mind for warfare to pull off. quicksilver tried to kill the avengers multiple times and looked like a complete fool in all of them. the only noteworthy thing i can recall him ever doing was bullying his twin sister into raping the planet with her powers.
Moondragon
Quicksilver
Hawkeye
Namor
USAgent
Doctor Druid
Hulk for two issues? Red Hulk could probably count, but he really hasn't had that much social interaction.
We counting Ares?
Harras era Black Knight?
Hank Pym, depending on which personality disorder is in effect. He's OK right now though.
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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buncha poseurs...
. repeatedly hits on best friend's girlfriend
. tells a vicious lie to get best friend's girlfriend to break up with him
. uses best friend as a human shield/saves his own life by pulling the ant-man costume off of his dead best friend's corpse
. never takes back vicious lie while continuing to pursue dead best friend's ex-girlfriend
. attempts to have sex with dead best friend's girlfriend on top of dead best friend's grave; same day as funeral
. eventually knocks up dead best friend's girlfriend
. rejects the girlfriend and their child
. hysterically rejects new girlfriend after discovering that she's a single mother
. hits Cassie Lang in the face with a bus while teasing her about her dead father
. tells Speedball's parents that their son has come to his senses and registered all to arrange for them to meet Monkey Speedball (all in an ongoing effort to humiliate monkey speedball)
. brought alcohol to Avengers Academy in an effort to bed a student
you all should be ashamed of yourselves. he's called the Irredeemable Ant-Man for ****'s-sake.
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Don't forget O'Grady spying on Ms Marvel in her shower. And didn't he want to take nude photos of her and sell them for cash?
"I want to see beautiful people doing amazing things." - Grant Morrison
Speaking of Ms Marvel, it was pretty awful when she lied to Spider-Woman (her best friend!) about Steve Rogers being alive after everyone thought he died. This was so awful that it sticks out as bad writing more than anything else, IMO.
"I want to see beautiful people doing amazing things." - Grant Morrison
Joe Fixit should get the nod.
Looking forward to the new Kid Loki book & Morbius.
Your posting style looks like a retarded haiku. - Bronze Badger
Women are beautiful. But we're not here for your goddamn titillation. - junesdisco
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