X-Crescence CLVIII: Nowhere Fast

[Siryn]

I can't believe more people here haven't been talking about that cheeseburger pizza at Pizza Hut Dubai. It has actual tiny cheeseburgers cooked into the crust! It looks utterly vile but I was sure it would be a hit around these parts. Especially by our resident dudebro contingent. It reeks of bro food.

Ew, cheeseburger pizza? It sounds like they should rename that "heart attack guaranteed" or something. :/

[Lady_Alternate]

I'm pretty sure the hotdog pizza and the dorito taco are just recruiting devices for al Qaeda.

I did have an urge to blow up a building after eating it. However that building was the pizza hut.

[Rowenna]

I am not fucking eating anything with a "special" crust ever again.

Cheese and garlic stuffed crust can hit the spot just right. A couple of hours later you'll regret it, but it's *so* worth it

[Rowenna]

Ew, cheeseburger pizza? It sounds like they should rename that "heart attack guaranteed" or something. :/

There's one with pieces of chicken in the crust too:

[Lady_Alternate]

Cheese and garlic stuffed crust can hit the spot just right. A couple of hours later you'll regret it, but it's *so* worth it

My guilty pleasure is Domino's Double Decadence (with the cheese & herb sauce in-between two bases) but anything in the crust might be a hot dog in disguise, so I'm not going to touch it.

It's like I've programmed a Pavlovian reaction into myself.

Also, the hotel I stayed in a couple of weeks ago had a cookie dough pizza dessert...



...and no, I didn't order it.

[Dr. Sonic]

I just like that America's central contribution to world cuisine has been the fusing of different foods together. I'll have the taco-stuffed lobster, please...

[AcesX1X]

wow. i can't believe there's actually a market for such an incredibly stupid looking food.

[Rowenna]

My guilty pleasure is Domino's Double Decadence (with the cheese & herb sauce in-between two bases) but anything in the crust might be a hot dog in disguise, so I'm not going to touch it.

See, the fact that it's sauce puts me off that. I don't want my pizza base to be soggy and squishy. I imagine it to have the same texture as the pots of dip they give you, and that stuff makes me vom

Also, the hotel I stayed in a couple of weeks ago had a cookie dough pizza dessert...



...and no, I didn't order it.

That looks insane. You'd need at least ten people to share that thing. It's like diabetes on a plate

[hls]

When I am drunk, I always wish for nacho pizza.

[Hi-Fi]

Pixie, I created a thread for you in the Spidey boards:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com...ser-Gwen-or-MJ

[Pixie_Solanas]

Pixie, I created a thread for you in the Spidey boards:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com...ser-Gwen-or-MJ

That's wonderful. You also managed to pick out the one image where MJ looks decently attired.

[xgeek52]

pure decadence...i want everything shown...

by the way, i just came from facebook, someone posted on my wall that the social media/internet marketing is 'about to take a wild turn VERY quickly'...

hmmm...

[Siryn]

There's one with pieces of chicken in the crust too:

Grossness. I feel unhealthy just looking at these things :(

[Hi-Fi]

That's wonderful. You also managed to pick out the one image where MJ looks decently attired.

MJ had great outfits back in the day!

Betty dressed like a 60 years old secretary, though.


Slung, your PM box is full! I can't reply to you.

[Rowenna]

Grossness. I feel unhealthy just looking at these things :(

I know right? I mean, I barely eat. I feel like one slice of one of those things could sustain me for a week. But it'd be one slow, sluggish, heavy feeling week of thinking 'wtf did I eat that for?'