You heard it here first.
Through the usual Plot Device Magical, movie versions of Spider-Man (from the first three films, not the upcoming release) and Wolverine have now been retroactively added to the Avengers movie. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to embed these characters into the plot. Can that mission be accomplished without mutilating the movie beyond recognition? How will they interact with the other Avengers. and what contributions can they make to the defeat of the Chitauri?
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