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    Senior Member HVulpes's Avatar
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    Default You get the Rod of Dragon Control!

    You gain a magical rod which allows you to summon and command Dragons, any Dragon!

    However, it's this kind of Dragon: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDragon

    How do you make use of this Rod.

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    When the two Meet... The MunchKING's Avatar
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    MY Rod works as Dragon control.

    As long as the Dragons are female.

    *does DX inspired gestures*

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    A Thinking Man's Rhino Omegalith's Avatar
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    I'd rather have a rod of Dragon Control that works on the investors from Dragon's Den.

    Me: "Good day gentlemen. I have started a company that sells cardboard body armour fashioned from old cereal boxes. I would like one billion pounds in return for a 100% of the company."

    Theo Paphitis: "...Are you completely insane?"

    Me: "BEHOLD MY ROD OF LORDLY MIGHT!"

    Theo: "Shut up and take my money!"
    A Flock of Sheep.
    A Pack of Wolves.
    An Inconvenience of Heroes.

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    Senior Member HVulpes's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omegalith View Post
    I'd rather have a rod of Dragon Control that works on the investors from Dragon's Den.

    Me: "Good day gentlemen. I have started a company that sells cardboard body armour fashioned from old cereal boxes. I would like one billion pounds in return for a 100% of the company."

    Theo Paphitis: "...Are you completely insane?"

    Me: "BEHOLD MY ROD OF LORDLY MIGHT!"

    Theo: "Shut up and take my money!"
    But this rod does work this way. Summon The Emperor's Dragon, Darth Vader and either Vader Jedi/Sith mind tricks them or force chokes them into giving you the cash. Or use other dragons like Bizzaro and so on. All obeying your every command and being summoned/unsummoned by you only.

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