Your Building is Shark

[T51R]

You're thinking of the Seacons, who form Pirhanacon.

Ah yer, that's them. Funkiest gestalt ever, who seems to have been designed by the same staff that worked on The Little Mermaid after a Friday night binge session. ALL of whom I presume, would be easier to operate than an F15.

[Sol M]

Whatever it wants.

I get it to eat itself.

...

Maybe after I get it to eat a few banks.

[Oggy]

Oh joy, 2,000 years in preparation and THIS is what the Myans warned us of? I knew they were full of shit.

At any rate, I promptly take my new flying shark house out for a quick flight around the area before immediately crashing it because, as has been stated prior, I've no idea how to fly an F-15. Though I do have to wonder why there is a cockpit inside an organic brain, but whatever...when that's all said and done I vacate the wreckage of the shark that was once my house and head off to work because, my house turning into a shark must mean this is Wednesday...I hate Wednesdays

[T51R]

Oh joy, 2,000 years in preparation and THIS is what the Myans warned us of? I knew they were full of shit.

At any rate, I promptly take my new flying shark house out for a quick flight around the area before immediately crashing it because, as has been stated prior, I've no idea how to fly an F-15. Though I do have to wonder why there is a cockpit inside an organic brain, but whatever...when that's all said and done I vacate the wreckage of the shark that was once my house and head off to work because, my house turning into a shark must mean this is Wednesday...I hate Wednesdays

Wait. Guys, do you realize what this means? Even an apartment will produce a Meglodon-sized animal. And that means Megladon-sized SHARK FINS. Which are EXPENSIVE.

We're gonna be rich.

[mailedbypostman1]

Well.

This has been one of the more interesting threads of late.

[Beadle]

I'm loving how "shark" sounds like an adjective in the thread title.

"Yo! This building is totally shark, bro!"

[Sol M]

I'm loving how "shark" sounds like an adjective in the thread title.

"Yo! This building is totally shark, bro!"

That's Shark, with a capital S.

It's Noun.

[Omegalith]

There are only two types of word, Noun and Verb. Which words fall into each category is decided by a complex mathematical formula.

Shark is actually a verb. I'll show you the math:

Money equals power.
Power equals camel.
Camel equals five celery sticks.

Five. Quid quo pro.

From this we can see that Shark is a verb, and working in a toy store makes you a hypocrite.

[Beadle]

That's Shark, with a capital S.

It's Noun.

English can be an adjective, but it starts with a capital letter. That's still valid.

I don't know whether adjectives named after people (usually art or literature figures) start with a capital and can't be bothered to check. You know... Shakespearean, Dickensian, Swiftian, Shavian, Kafkaesque, Dadaesque etc.

[Sharkerbob]

I'm loving how "shark" sounds like an adjective in the thread title.

"Yo! This building is totally shark, bro!"

Finally, people are catching on.

[Chou Blaster]

Wonder how the hell I end up in Spelljammer.

[Sharkerbob]

Wonder how the hell I end up in Spelljammer.

You must have left the door open again.

[Chou Blaster]

You must have left the door open again.

Always that left door. Oh, how it mocks me. oh well. Flying critter of doom!"

:Shark causes carnage.:

[mailedbypostman1]

In any case, I think that clearly the best choice for me is to USE IT TO FIGHT CRIME

[Omegalith]

You must have left the door open again.