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    He's behind you. Who? Me. FrenchGemini's Avatar
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    Default Movie Black Widow gets replaced by a fellow Russian...

    Namely Yuri Boyka . Before sending him to replace Natasha, the Plot Gods give him the same weapons training as her. Also, this is post Undisputed 3 Boyka, with his knee magically healed. How much does the plot of Iron Man 2 and Avengers change?

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    You know Deadpool wearing Miss Marvel's costume? This is going to be >9,000 times worse.
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    Hey, Boyka isn't a walking self-regenerating tumor, so it's slightly better. Also, we still have Maria Hill, and the Plot Gods are nice enough to us to give us some cleavage from her. ^^

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    For some reason I was thinking The Russian was going to replace her.
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    He does very poorly at figuring out Loki's plot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mailedbypostman1 View Post
    For some reason I was thinking The Russian was going to replace her.
    Ditto. And the thought scared me. And scarred me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    He does very poorly at figuring out Loki's plot.
    I don't think he'd even try. If anything, it'd be more along the lines of "You say thiz guy has plan? F*ck his plan! Stark! Get your arse to vork, make bomb. BIG bomb. This guy says he is God, then he need GOD OF ALL BOMB. Now, lets go kick his arse. Finish up before dinner, I clean toilet after that."

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    Alternately, Loki tells him his plan during the interrogation scene just to stop hearing Boyka's full of F-bombs ranting.

    And don't forget that he also replaces Natasha during Iron Man 2 (poor Happy, the vision in the rear-view mirror isn't so nice now, is it?)

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