Every week, CSBG examines comic book stories and ideas that were abandoned and then explained away by later writers, including the latest addition, a look at Scarlet Witch's whereabouts after "Avengers Disassembled" and "House of M."
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05-06-2012, 07:58 AM #1Mild-Mannered Reporter
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"So Hawkeye Slept with a Doom-Bot?" and More Abandoned Comic Book Storylines!
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05-06-2012, 02:14 PM #2BANNED
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So either Hawkeye doesn't know the difference between real woman and a doom bot even in the sack or Doom has some really advanced technology...
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05-06-2012, 06:08 PM #313 Time Rita's Champion
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Lets just say , Childrens Crusade seems to be the biggest hunk of shit done in years. The retcon made me do a head smack and combined with what I read about it so far...pretty damn bad.
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05-06-2012, 06:12 PM #4COTM Member
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Well the real woman the doombot was modeled on spent several years happily married to an android.
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Clearly sexbots are a big deal in the MU.
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05-06-2012, 06:19 PM #513 Time Rita's Champion
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What really would have been a great retcon is claiming that Vison didn't realize he was married to a Doom-Bot himself. The comical aspects of that would have been too funny. Vison could claim he thought he was married to a REAL woman instead...it was a Doom Bot. "What happens when a robot doesn't realize the other is a robot ? That is when we get REAL folks !" Originally Posted by Iangould
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05-06-2012, 06:24 PM #6BANNED
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I bet Doom can make a fortune in Japan. Originally Posted by pariah-1972
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05-06-2012, 07:06 PM #7Cat smells like fish
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Happens all the time. Cap once banged an LMD Diamondback. Originally Posted by pariah-1972
The Punisher: I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious Pink Pants™ Fruit Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute!
Trussed-Up Hooker: Blueberry are my favorite!
In other words, what StoneGold said.
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05-06-2012, 07:25 PM #8COTM Member
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At this point it's pretty much a mathematical certainty that two robots have hooked up without realizing it and that's before we consider shapechangers like Chameleon, Mystique and the Skrulls.
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05-06-2012, 09:59 PM #9Magnificent Bastard
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Somehow, I'm just hoping that their tendency to accidentally hump robots doesn't become a new way for Ultron to strike at the Avengers.
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05-06-2012, 11:37 PM #10Elder Member
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well he was a female that one time so it's not like he hasn't thought about it Originally Posted by worstblogever
they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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05-07-2012, 01:45 AM #11Magnificent Bastard
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And if you count Hank Pym and Jocasta... Originally Posted by Froggy
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05-07-2012, 03:15 AM #12Elder Member
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man Originally Posted by worstblogever
they know how to make their robots lifelike in the MUthey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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05-07-2012, 03:33 AM #13Magnificent Bastard
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Doom has his own personal collection of Ashley Scott from A.I. hookerbots, of course. Originally Posted by Froggy
And Jude Law ones, if he's feeling frisky.
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I think sometimes Doom just stares at the Jude law ones, and admires how pretty they are Originally Posted by worstblogever
Doom has his own personal collection of Ashley Scott from A.I. hookerbots, of course.
And Jude Law ones, if he's feeling frisky.
almost as pretty as DOOMthey label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings
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05-07-2012, 04:56 PM #15BANNED
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So it's possible that Ultron and Jacosta did the tango bango? and possibly Hank and Jacosta too??
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