Buffy vs Captain America

**cbrer** · 05-04-2012, 07:07 PM

Movie Cap with no shield takes on TV Buffy in hand-to-hand combat.

Who wins?

**Guy1** · 05-04-2012, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by cbrer

Movie Cap with no shield takes on TV Buffy in hand-to-hand combat.

Who wins?

Good fight, but I have a feeling Cap takes it. He was hitting hard in his own movie and I hear he gets even more awesome feats in the Avengers.

**Cthulhu_of_R'yleh** · 05-04-2012, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by Guy1

Good fight, but I have a feeling Cap takes it. He was hitting hard in his own movie and I hear he gets even more awesome feats in the Avengers.

Yes. Yes he does.

**Guy1** · 05-04-2012, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh

Yes. Yes he does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CbbtIoUceI

**dupersuper** · 05-04-2012, 11:01 PM

Ends in sex: producing very blonde children.

**Schornforce** · 05-05-2012, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by dupersuper

Ends in sex: producing very blonde children.

So... blonde!!!

Burning my retinas! AAAAAAUUUGH!!!

**Shellhead** · 05-05-2012, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by dupersuper

Ends in sex: producing very blonde children.

Cap is an old-fashioned guy. It ends in pie and coffee and lengthy courtship that might someday lead to marriage and children.

**dupersuper** · 05-06-2012, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Shellhead

Cap is an old-fashioned guy. It ends in pie and coffee and lengthy courtship that might someday lead to marriage and children.

Cap has to get married to have sex? So...he's a virgin?

**FalconX2000** · 05-06-2012, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by dupersuper

Cap has to get married to have sex? So...he's a virgin?

Dunno about comics, but movie Captain America is a virgin. Or a liar.

**Sol M** · 05-06-2012, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by FalconX2000

Dunno about comics, but movie Captain America is a virgin. Or a liar.

Somehow, that doesn't sound right.

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**FrenchGemini** · 05-06-2012, 11:45 AM

Actually, he would be a 90-year-old virgin (he was around 20 during the events of The First Avenger, not a newborn

). It's implied that he had opportunities to err... entertain groupies when he was a showman in pajamas, but who knows if he took them.

**Gumbo Maximillian** · 05-08-2012, 09:56 PM

Does Cap have the reflex feats needed here?

That and I want to say Buffy was a better HTH combat than Cap has been shown to be so far.

Also more experience against people legitimately on her own level than Movie Cap has.

**Last1oftheJedi** · 05-08-2012, 10:04 PM

Cap's virigin status would certainly work against him against a hottie like Buffy, right? Plus, Cap couldn't hit a girl, it wouldn't be american!

I know I know, PIS, sorry. Just joking.

In the end, I have no clue. It depends on how long the fight lasted. Buffy learns moves like Taskmaster, so she'd be able to counter and take if given enough time. The thing is that Cap is a "Super Solider", and though Buffy faced off against her boyfriend supersolider in the series, he wasn't quite Cap levels, so I think it depends on how much blood lust is on the field.

If Cap was at max blood lust, she wouldn't stand a chance, as he has so much training and experince, he'd take her down quick.

But if he left any opening, and I mean ANY opening, Buffy is the master of taking advantage of a situation and she's taken down some pretty powerful foes. I don't think she could kill Cap, but maybe stunning him for the ten count isn't too unrealistic.

**Gorthaur** · 05-08-2012, 10:04 PM

Yeah. While I've seen Cap's movies only once each, I didn't get the impression that he really did anything Buffy couldn't've done, and she seems to me to have the better blunt damage soak.