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    Default Weekend humour

    Weekend humour:


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK

    Read the reviews - probably best not to do it in the office as, in all honesty, you'll almost certainly laugh out loud (or at least snort with laughter).

    Seriously.

    Enjoy :)

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    *sigh* Yet another link I have to wait until I get home to check out.
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    Trust me, it's for the best.

    :)

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    As a woman, I'm fascinated by the amazing variety of euphemisms for the male genitalia.
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    Why? The female version of this isn't very far off.

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    LOL. This is good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anodyne View Post
    As a woman, I'm fascinated by the amazing variety of euphemisms for the male genitalia.
    As a George Carlin poster I once owned demonstrated, there's just as many for ladyparts.
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    I'm obviously missing the joke...when I click that link, all I get is an ad for Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml ... -.-;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last1oftheJedi View Post
    I'm obviously missing the joke...when I click that link, all I get is an ad for Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml ... -.-;
    Read the reviews at the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guapo Méndez View Post
    Read the reviews at the bottom.
    Thanks Guapo, that is certainly some funny stuff! Sorry to open as such a doof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adkal View Post
    Trust me, it's for the best.

    :)
    I've heard that before...

    Quote Originally Posted by Anodyne View Post
    As a woman, I'm fascinated by the amazing variety of euphemisms for the male genitalia.
    Where-as, as a man, I'm just fascinated by female genitalia (and boobs).
    Last edited by dupersuper; 05-06-2012 at 10:14 AM.
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    So...after arranging to attend the 9:30pm showing of 'Avengers' last night...

    ...ended up stuck in the office...

    ...and I'm in the office now...


    Weekend humour...


    *sigh*

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    Ok...what kind of office do you people work at where hair removal gel is an internet no-no?

    Quote Originally Posted by adkal View Post
    So...after arranging to attend the 9:30pm showing of 'Avengers' last night...

    ...ended up stuck in the office...

    ...and I'm in the office now...


    Weekend humour...


    *sigh*
    I feel your pain. We were supposed to go tomorrow but a friend now has a meeting after work. I'm not sure what the plan is now, but I am seeing this movie this weekend (I get 3 day weekends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dupersuper View Post
    Ok...what kind of office do you people work at where hair removal gel is an internet no-no?
    It's not the gel that's a 'no-no', it's the laughing out loud, etc at the 300+ reviews that are the 'no-no' - you're not being very productive when you're in such a state :p


    I feel your pain. We were supposed to go tomorrow but a friend now has a meeting after work. I'm not sure what the plan is now, but I am seeing this movie this weekend (I get 3 day weekends.
    Well, I got everything done and rushed over to the cinema...only the screenings were sold out.

    There's only one cinema on the island and the next closest one is around 300 or so miles away....accessible by plane...

    I'm going to try to go tomorrow - there's a 6:30 showing and a 9:30 showing, in 3D (only one 'normal' showing and that's at 3:30).

    I'm going to have to work something out in advance prior to Man of Steel next year...

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