How exactly does Wonder Woman coming to save a "random blonde woman" and a stranger who teleported her- who turns out to be the god Hermes- and then discovering that the woman is pregnant with the child of Zeus and now Hera wants her dead count as nothing happening? You have a bizarre sense of deduction.
I just pulled out my issue of WW 1 to check these facts.
yeah I guess all that did happen... the only thing I can think of is that the comic is sooo bad that my brain went into post traumatic stress disorder to block out any lasting trauma it may cause.
The world was blessedly free of honest men and wonderfully full of people who believed they could tell the difference between an honest man and a crook. -Terry Pratchett