Aliens > Mutants??? WTF?

[Valeria Kementari]

Hepzibah was shown battling in AvX #2. And recent previews to Uncanny X-Men v2 #12 show her there as well.


Yet still no footage of LIFEGUARD. Just a bare footnote on Uncanny v2 #1 about her Leading the Street team and not a single appearance since.

Bad Form Marvel. Bad Form.

[LeonardEugenius]

They're probably deciding whether to have her appear all Shi'ared out or just make her normal.

[.A²]

Isn't Lifeguard a mutant AND an alien? But yes, she should be there!

[Valeria Kementari]

Isn't Lifeguard a mutant AND an alien? But yes, she should be there!

daughter of an alien doesn't make her an alien. She was born on EArth wasn't she?

[Bronze Badger]

I thought you left forever.


It was nice while it lasted.

[Valeria Kementari]

I thought you left forever.


It was nice while it lasted.

I'm not back, merely drunk

[.A²]

daughter of an alien doesn't make her an alien. She was born on EArth wasn't she?

If a cat's born in a fishmonger's it doesn't make a fish! Or however the expression goes. But yes, true.

[The Black Guardian]

daughter of an alien doesn't make her an alien. She was born on EArth wasn't she?

Half-alien is still alien. Place of birth is irrelevant.

Eww. Retractable tails. >_< Would it retract into their spines? Their back? That's a truly gross idea.

Maybe it's not really a tail at all... maybe it's an ovapositor.

[Mr. Rice]

Maybe it's not really a tail at all... maybe it's an ovapositor.

I think it's an ovipostitor? But your spelling could be intentional to provide context.
Anyways, that's be less gross, as reproductive organs are supposed to be weird. I haven't been able to figure out how ducks "do it" while he's standing on her back, but I accept how odd it is.

Hepzibah's tail is what she uses to make little Warpaths? I accept it. A tail that goes in and out? Sick. Puke.

[Scarlet Silence]

Perhaps it is because Hepzibah is more likable and has been an ally of the X-Men longer than many of the Utopians, including Lifeguard.

[Cayman]

I think Warbird killed Lifeguard.

There can be only one.

[Aguja]

I think Warbird killed Lifeguard.

There can be only one.

lol in her dreams! Warbird is a baseline Shi'ar so basically a human flatscan. Lifeguard is one of the most powerful beings on the planet.

[Seresecros]

[Sylarmax]

Yet still no footage of LIFEGUARD. Just a bare footnote on Uncanny v2 #1 about her Leading the Street team and not a single appearance since.

Bad Form Marvel. Bad Form.

Lifeguard is a mutant.

[Shmoo]

Hez is there to fill a fetish and boost sales (she is like psylocke). Golden women who gain bird alien like quality's do not have that wide of an appeal. Plus Land would have a bitch of a time drawing that.
It's sad too I really miss the X-treme X-men, it was much better than almost the entire blue side (barring uncanny) and X-factor.