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    Default Conan vs Buffy

    Unarmed fight. Who wins?

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    Does Conan at least get Andy Richter? And Buffy Sainte-Marie may be an accomplished folk singer, but I dunno-- she's like 70 something now... however, she could probably bean Conan with her guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schornforce View Post
    Does Conan at least get Andy Richter? And Buffy Sainte-Marie may be an accomplished folk singer, but I dunno-- she's like 70 something now... however, she could probably bean Conan with her guitar.

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    Very vague opening post. Which version of Conan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelChen View Post
    Unarmed fight. Who wins?
    Which version of Conan are we talking about? For that matter, which version of Buffy are we talking about?

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    If it's the most popular versions of each character (Conan from the books and Buffy from the tv series), I think that they are pretty closely matched, in terms of strength, toughness, speed, and skill. That leaves Conan with an advantage in terms of reach, mass, and experience. Conan wins.
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