Like what happened in the other thread, only this time it happens throughout the fictional multiverse. Every spider, and/or spider-based being in fiction is replaced by a six-armed ASURA(out of Asura's Wrath) An inch-across spider is replaced with an inch-tall Asura. A 12" across spider is replaced with a 12" tall Asura. And so on so forth. And. Its this way from the beginning of time.
How will fiction change, now that its caught retroactive ASURACHNOPHOBIA?
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04-25-2012, 01:00 AM #1Terror On Wheels
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Nods to me: MULTIVERSAL RETROACTIVE ASURACHNOPHOBIA~!!!
"Our cash flow is as if a profligate son keeps borrowing money to spend on Geisha, which is why we don’t have a choice not to enjoy the race." ~DOME CO. LTD, on their 2012 LeMans effort...
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04-25-2012, 05:39 AM #2Veteran Member
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Marvel Comics is never the same way, that's for sure.
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"We thought that by making your world more violent, we would make it more 'realistic,' more 'adult.' God help us if that's what it means."
-Grant Morrison to Animal Man, Animal Man #26
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04-25-2012, 05:52 AM #3Friendly Zoroark
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"Hey, Mary Jane, can I take a pi---GAAAAAAH!!! *spontaneously explodes*"
Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"
Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
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04-25-2012, 05:52 AM #4World's Slowest Ninja
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Asura-Man kills the F&@% out of Norman Osborn and Otto Octavius the first time they try anything on him. Asura-Man's comic is not popular as a result, since every one of his foes dies, so most of the good ones never come back for more (even Marvel won't just bring EVERYONE back). Asura-Man gets cancelled. Due to the cancellation of Asura-Man, some other random Asura tears down Marvel. DC fills the void. The Asuras get mad that DC doesn't have a real Asura-based character, so they wipe out DC. While they are at it, they wipe out everyone involved in any version of "Arachnophobia" - since the film was crap. Just to underline their point, they kill Samuel L. Jackson for his involvement in Snakes on a Plane.
There. I did it. I turned this into a way to off Samuel L. for involving himself in Snakes on a Plane.
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