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    Quote Originally Posted by Moghedien View Post
    you should try one of every color before you croak
    They're not pringles. "Try one of every color" Bitch, please. You can get an incurable strain of gonorrhea if you want, but i'll have to decline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyeatsyourface View Post
    They're not pringles. "Try one of every color" Bitch, please. You can get an incurable strain of gonorrhea if you want, but i'll have to decline.
    Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyeatsyourface View Post
    They're not pringles. "Try one of every color" Bitch, please. You can get an incurable strain of gonorrhea if you want, but i'll have to decline.
    that's why the goddess invented condoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Washout View Post
    Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
    Heehee, double entendre.

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    fuck now I have the munchies¬¬

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    The goddess does not approve of barebacking it?
    You're superior to pryde in my eyes -tlp

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    Goodnight, weirdos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyeatsyourface View Post
    The goddess does not approve of barebacking it?
    the goddess promotes secure sex. She has done from dimensional conquerors to asgardian gods and everything in between! And without a single "accident" in the road. She's totes into secure browsing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Badger View Post
    Goodnight, weirdos.
    Night, Badgercus~
    You're superior to pryde in my eyes -tlp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moghedien View Post
    the goddess promotes secure sex. She has done from dimensional conquerors to asgardian gods and everything in between! And without a single "accident" in the road. She's totes into secure browsing
    "Accident" refers to pregnancy or STD? I'm pretty sure God's promote creation or w/e. Also why does the goddess need a condom if she's a goddess? Can't she just do away with STD's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moghedien View Post
    the goddess promotes secure sex. She has done from dimensional conquerors to asgardian gods and everything in between! And without a single "accident" in the road. She's totes into secure browsing
    Can you catch an STD from Dracula?
    For-Real-True is only true now.

    Story-True is true forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddyeatsyourface View Post
    "Accident" refers to pregnancy or STD? I'm pretty sure God's promote creation or w/e. Also why does the goddess need a condom if she's a goddess? Can't she just do away with STD's?
    the invisiblefriend/make-believe christian god promotes "creation". The Goddess promotes having sex with powerful men who want to make you their queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman View Post
    Can you catch an STD from Dracula?
    Maybe only a blood one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moghedien View Post
    the invisiblefriend/make-believe christian god promotes "creation". The Goddess promotes having sex with powerful men who want to make you their queen.
    Rude!

    So the goddess promotes GoldDigging?
    You're superior to pryde in my eyes -tlp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman View Post
    Can you catch an STD from Dracula?
    Hepatitis, I believe.
    You're superior to pryde in my eyes -tlp

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