I had some tough choices to make, and after some conversations with admins, I selected two people—one I know, one I don't—who I think will balance me out.
All three of us share equal responsibility here, so please feel free to approach any one of us if there's a problem.
To those who submitted your names, THANK YOU. Your generosity speaks volumes to me. You are certainly valued members of the forum!
May the Glory of Gaea be with Javier Velasco and Gaelforce! (and may they have the patience of saints!)