RITA'S CXLIII: You’re Gonna Have to Serve Somebody

[Royal]

My Dad(who's apparently still up at this late hour) just texted me to remind me that I need to make surei clean at the lint trap on the dryer between loads.



Seriously, Dad? Seriously?

Seriously! That shit catches on fire!

[Paradox]

Did he remind you that you should wipe your ass after pooping, too, Jared? Because that's an important thing. Sheesh.

[thehod]

So happy to finally have a washer and dryer. Soooooo much easier than using a laundromat.

I'm so glad summer is finally around the corner, because I can stop using the dryer and hang the clothes in the garden to dry and save myself a freaking fortune.

[Jared H.]

Did he remind you that you should wipe your ass after pooping, too, Jared? Because that's an important thing. Sheesh.

WHY DiDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!

[Jared H.]

Seriously! That shit catches on fire!

So I've heard. But

1) I was the kid in charge of laundry growing up.
2) I do quite a bit of laundry at work.
3) I may be on the spectrum, but I'm also in friggin Mensa.

It was kinda flabbergasted, really.

[Jared H.]

I'm so glad summer is finally around the corner, because I can stop using the dryer and hang the clothes in the garden to dry and save myself a freaking fortune.

The old apartment we just moved from had us use prepaid laundry cards on machines at the complex. $1.50 per load, and often the dryer would not dry the first time around.

Doing the laundry with our own dryer will save us a bundle comparatively, methinks.

[thehod]

The old apartment we just moved from had us use prepaid laundry cards on machines at the complex. $1.50 per load, and often the dryer would not dry the first time around.

Doing the laundry with our own dryer will save us a bundle comparatively, methinks.

Oh sure, on that basis you're saving money.

If you've got somewhere to hang them though, we'll nothing is cheaper than free air.

I remember the first winter we had our dryer. It beat hanging clothes on radiators all over the house, but fuck, that first electricity bill was a killer.

[Paradox]

Gas dryers are more cost efficient, but yes, nothing is cheaper than free.

[coveredinbees]

Linux is the best thing ever come up with ever.

Also, this person I know made this. I liked sparklers and the smokey lights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIoq4Tx8yAI

[Cavemold]

Linux is the best thing ever come up with ever.

Also, this person I know made this. I liked sparklers and the smokey lights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIoq4Tx8yAI

That's pretty cool.

[Spike-X]

Linux is the best thing ever come up with ever.

What distro are you using? I'm sticking with Mint 11 until I have time to mess around and try and find something better. I'm sick of Ubuntu treating me like I'm an idiot who's never used a computer.

[Spike-X]

Oh sure, on that basis you're saving money.

If you've got somewhere to hang them though, we'll nothing is cheaper than free air.

And clothes dried in fresh air and sunlight smell better. There's nothing like drying yourself with a towel fresh off the line.

[the4thpip]

There's nothing like drying yourself with a towel fresh off the line.

How about having a muscular attractive man-servant drying yourself off with a towel fresh off the line?

No?
Maybe it's just me.

[StoneGold]

How about having a muscular attractive man-servant drying yourself off with a towel fresh off the line?

No?
Maybe it's just me.

Now I have this weird image of Ted DiBiase and Virgil.

[Michael P]

If you need a beta-reader, give me a ring.

Rest assured, CBR will know when it's beta time.

My Dad(who's apparently still up at this late hour) just texted me to remind me that I need to make surei clean at the lint trap on the dryer between loads.



Seriously, Dad? Seriously?

Is your dad my mom?