RITA'S CXLIII: You’re Gonna Have to Serve Somebody

[Vibranium]

We survived Troll 2.

It was a special movie, in the same way that Charles Manson is a special person.

I'm still trying to figure out the single worst scene from it. Was it the(as mentioned by coveredinbees) corn seduction? The "oh my Gooooooooooooood!"? The dead grandpa suddenly appearing with an axe, a Molotov, and the ability to cast lightning bolt? And who overacted worse, the daughter or goblin queen(I'm thinking the queen edges it out)?

Oh, and for those who have yet to see it:

Don't be fooled. There are precisely zero trolls in this movie. None. Nada. Zilch. Precisely the same number as the amount of talent everyone involved with this movie possessed.

check out the documentary "Best Worst Movie"..it's on Netflix and it sheds some insight as to the rabid cult following this movie has

[Johnny P. Sartre]

God I love being a Mexican, mostly because how amazing Mexican food is.

The missus and I went to her parents place, didn't know there was going to be a family gathering and many tacos, tequila and conchas were had

[Donald M.]

The best thing about Mexican food? You don't have to be Mexican to have any.





I keed! I keed!

[Jeff Brady]

So what if I only got seven hours of sleep this weekend. I just have to clean off this knife and go to bed - SLICE - oh, wonderful. That's my Space Bar thumb.

[Guapo Méndez]

The best thing about Mexican food? You don't have to be Mexican to have any.

I keed! I keed!

I have it every day.

[Guapo Méndez]

We have 2 year old French-Maltese and we're getting a kitten on Friday. I hope the two of them get along.



My wife got to name him, so say hello to Thor Mustafa.

We're surprising the kids, so we're keeping silent until then.

[Johnny P. Sartre]

The best thing about Mexican food? You don't have to be Mexican to have any.





I keed! I keed!

a bloo bloo bloo

[Donald M.]

I have it every day.

Mexican food is good, but I couldn't eat it every day!





That's a lie, I totally could.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

God I love being a Mexican, mostly because how amazing Mexican food is.

The missus and I went to her parents place, didn't know there was going to be a family gathering and many tacos, tequila and conchas were had

I love the spicy Mexican food and all ....but after its over and the end result is...it don't love me as much.

[Donald M.]

I love the spicy Mexican food and all ....but after its over and the end result is...it don't love me as much.

What's the point of food if it doesn't burn worse on the way out than it did on the way in?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

What's the point of food if it doesn't burn worse on the way out than it did on the way in?

Yeah but I don't wanna be like the Human Torch , ass wise...though. I eat it once in awhile . Not like seafood. Man I love crab legs , shrimp etc etc...if I was a millionaire I'd be a couple hundred pounds from eating nothing but that.

[Matt Algren]

Recorded this a few minutes ago down at the pond. Kills me that I don't belong here.

[Johnny P. Sartre]

This needs to be reprinted
http://www.projekt.com/projekt/product.asp?sku=TRI00424

;_;

[Jared H.]

Recorded this a few minutes ago down at the pond. Kills me that I don't belong here.

I'm confused by your last sentence. Did you mean you're sad you don't live there? That your parents or community or something make you feel unwelcome? Or the board here is? Do you wish you could have the simple life of a pond-dwelling critter?

Not joking, seriously. I just can't decipher from the context, given your word choice.

[longdecember]

I'm confused by your last sentence. Did you mean you're sad you don't live there? That your parents or community or something make you feel unwelcome? Or the board here is? Do you wish you could have the simple life of a pond-dwelling critter?

Not joking, seriously. I just can't decipher from the context, given your word choice.

Mee too. characters will dance.