RITA'S CXLIII: You’re Gonna Have to Serve Somebody

**StoneGold** · 05-15-2012, 10:54 PM

Happened before. It's blood pressure related. Had a good workout, was probably a little dehydrated, could use a little food. Got up, moved around a little bit, got some water, ate a chicken breast, I'm mostly better.

**Jared H.** · 05-16-2012, 02:24 AM

God, I hate headaches.

Especially ones that add nausea on the side.

**Deathstroke** · 05-16-2012, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by Jared H.

God, I hate headaches.

Especially ones that add nausea on the side.

Worse yet is when you go to bed with one and wake up in the morning and you still have it.

**the4thpip** · 05-16-2012, 04:49 AM

Two parent chaperones have been accused of spraying Lysol on students during a Colorado high school prom because teen’s “dirty dancing” looked like “they were advertising butt sex.”

A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun on Tuesday indicates that Jennifer Farmer and Hannah Rockey were charged with “harassment” because they directed obscene language at students attending Manitou Springs High School last month.

According to one of the seven victimized students, the women told female students that they were “advertising butt sex” and called them “sluts and whores.”

“Ms. Farmer and Ms. Rocky [sic] advised that some of the kids were becoming disruptive and were being explicit while dancing,” the police report says. “Ms. Farmer advised that when the kids were being inappropriate she had ways to deter the behavior. She would use Lysol spray, flashlight or another unknown object to shy students way [sic] from certain styles of dancing.”

“They are dancing like they are having sex with their clothes on,” which made the girls look “trashy, dirty and whorish,” the women reportedly told police.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/1...ts-and-whores/

**Vibranium** · 05-16-2012, 04:57 AM

she's just mad nobody wanted to get up on her

but, I have seen people grinding to gospel music soooo...

**Puma** · 05-16-2012, 04:59 AM

Tie in the cover contest; if you haven't voted yet please do.

Morning people.

**jessecuster3** · 05-16-2012, 06:12 AM

Good morning, nerds.

Supposedly today is financial district protest day... so we may actually see some protesters.

**Spike-X** · 05-16-2012, 06:59 AM

Just finished watching season 6 of Dexter.

Hell of a cliffhanger to leave us on.

**the4thpip** · 05-16-2012, 07:06 AM

So a good friend of mine (a rather closeted Turkish guy) found out that the German boyfriend he (thought he) had in another city 300 kilometers from here has been lying to him for the past 3.5 years: The older guy he'd been living with is not an uncle he takes care of, but his 20 years older lover. Who seems to have played along. Also, he made up his entire career and profession.

Why are there so many bastards in the world??

**Spike-X** · 05-16-2012, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by the4thpip

So a good friend of mine (a rather closeted Turkish guy) found out that the German boyfriend he (thought he) had in another city 300 kilometers from here has been lying to him for the past 3.5 years: The older guy he'd been living with is not an uncle he takes care of, but his 20 years older lover. Who seems to have played along. Also, he made up his entire career and profession.

Why are there so many bastards in the world??

Damn, that's some fucked-up shit.

**Vibranium** · 05-16-2012, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by the4thpip

So a good friend of mine (a rather closeted Turkish guy) found out that the German boyfriend he (thought he) had in another city 300 kilometers from here has been lying to him for the past 3.5 years: The older guy he'd been living with is not an uncle he takes care of, but his 20 years older lover. Who seems to have played along. Also, he made up his entire career and profession.

Why are there so many bastards in the world??

because we want to have our cake and eat it too

**i_mmmchocolate** · 05-16-2012, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by the4thpip

So a good friend of mine (a rather closeted Turkish guy) found out that the German boyfriend he (thought he) had in another city 300 kilometers from here has been lying to him for the past 3.5 years: The older guy he'd been living with is not an uncle he takes care of, but his 20 years older lover. Who seems to have played along. Also, he made up his entire career and profession.

Why are there so many bastards in the world??

That's all kinds of horrible. And for 3.5 years? So, when he stayed over at the guy's house, his actual live-in partner just went along with the lie? I really hope he didn't give that guy a lot of gifts/money over the years.

**the4thpip** · 05-16-2012, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by i_mmmchocolate

That's all kinds of horrible. And for 3.5 years? So, when he stayed over at the guy's house, his actual live-in partner just went along with the lie? I really hope he didn't give that guy a lot of gifts/money over the years.

I wouldn't be surprised if the older guy had an arrangement with his partner to pretend to be the uncle to keep the younger boyfriend happy and living with him.

I get a lot much younger admirers on the gay dating sites and I always tell them: "Sure, I'm hot now. But in 15 years, no amount of healthy living and and gym time will keep me from looking like an older due. And you'll start looking for something else, and I don't wanna be one of those guys.