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    In this issue of Legion Lost, Chameleonette grows a giant penis to knock out her ex-boyfriend:

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    Anybody have a guess why my Android phone (galaxy ace) won't play audiobooks anymore?
    I finished The Adventures of Tom Sawyer today and tried to go to the next book, but it said the file was broken. So I took down all the audiobooks at home and put only the one that had just worked on them, but it won't play the files. I deinstallend and reinstalled Smartaudiobook Player, then tried a different app. Nothing works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    In this issue of Legion Lost, Chameleonette grows a giant penis to knock out her ex-boyfriend:

    Holy shit.

    Holy shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael P View Post
    Holy shit.

    Holy shit.
    There's no getting around it, is there?
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    I am told that I was completely wrong and that that is actually a pic of her growing a giant penis to knock out her estranged husband, not ex-boyfriend.

    So, nothing to see there. Sorry about that,
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    Murphy got his spring haircut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike-X View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by the4thpip View Post
    I am told that I was completely wrong and that that is actually a pic of her growing a giant penis to knock out her estranged husband, not ex-boyfriend.
    You're still wrong.

    She's growing a giant throbbing erect penis to knock out a mental duplicate of her estranged husband.

    Speaking of references to penises, Charlie Brooker covers the "gay option in Star Wars video game" "scandal".
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    I try some pills out* and I've noticed I know feel overly full, like I just porked a whole, well, pig.

    So now I know what to do when I'm hungry at work but don't want to pay for the vending machine!


    * For specific medical reasons, honest guv
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    Just got cleaned up. Spent the afternoon weeding the garden area, trimming the hedge, and watching the hillbillies next door drop off an unfinished, cottage like shed really close to the fence right in front of our deck.


    Yes, they are assholes.
    What have I always believed? That, on the whole, and by and large, if a person lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Just got cleaned up. Spent the afternoon weeding the garden area, trimming the hedge, and watching the hillbillies next door drop off an unfinished, cottage like shed really close to the fence right in front of our deck.


    Yes, they are assholes.
    We need to start plotting their demise. Or at least their relocation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Just got cleaned up. Spent the afternoon weeding the garden area, trimming the hedge, and watching the hillbillies next door drop off an unfinished, cottage like shed really close to the fence right in front of our deck.


    Yes, they are assholes.
    They most definitely are. Any ideas what they plan to do with the shed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snarkbunny View Post
    They most definitely are. Any ideas what they plan to do with the shed?
    Annoy Puma with it, mostly.
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