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    Default Joss Whedon Weighs In On Black Widow Vs. Buffy

    "The Avengers" director and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" creator Joss Whedon reveals who he thinks would win in a fight between the Black Widow and Buffy Summers in grand detail.


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    Buffy? As if.

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    Buffy is superhumanly strong and tough. She wins brawls with huge demons. Widow really shouldn't stand a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelChen View Post
    Buffy is superhumanly strong and tough. She wins brawls with huge demons. Widow really shouldn't stand a chance.
    Yeah, pretty much.
    It's like asking if Superman or Daredevil would win in a fight.
    One guy is much faster and much stronger, one guy has some sticks.
    Although, Buffy is functionaly retarded, i just don't think being an idiot with crippiling emotional problems means she can't punch someone's head off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelChen View Post
    Buffy is superhumanly strong and tough. She wins brawls with huge demons. Widow really shouldn't stand a chance.
    Unless it was off-panel. Black Widow is a beast when the reader can't see what she's doing.
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    Couldn't Willow just shoot Buffy in the face?
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    Couldn't Willow just shoot Buffy in the face?
    Yes. She's probably got much worse aim than Black Widow, but it's still a sound plan. :)

    Widow isn't exactly a normal person, so she'd fairly well for herself even without a gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelChen View Post
    Buffy is superhumanly strong and tough. She wins brawls with huge demons. Widow really shouldn't stand a chance.
    This is the correct answer.

    I like 'em both, but I don't really see it as a contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulski View Post
    This is the correct answer.

    I like 'em both, but I don't really see it as a contest.
    If this was a purely physical brawl, then sure. I don't think it is, Joss was talking about Widow shooting at Buffy and then going on about her poisoning Buffy earlier. Buffy might be good, but she's not going to avoid every single bullet shot by the Widow.
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