Postmania XVII: YES! YES! YES!

[Alex]

Half of it came from Raven himself.

So i beleive it was because he was fat then.

[Alex]

Lbo, this is for you, i was watching some shoot dvds i found in the garage i had never seen, and one of them was bob holly, when asked about working with bob backlund (Mr.) he said the following
"Bob Backlund was probably the nicest human guy on planet earth. But that son of a bitch will stretch you in a second, he will whip your ass in about a second, i wouldn't try to mess with him."

[Alex L]

Unrelated:

Demands on Lesnar’s list that he forgot to mention

I show up whenever I please. If I’m ever NOT on screen, everybody should be asking “where’s Brock Lesnar?!”

I want Colt Cabana and Luke Gallows rehired and repackaged as “The Brocketeers.”

Whenever RAW comes back from an ad break the vid crew should immediately roll that “I’m not a wrestler… I’m an asskicker” package, after which the show should go to commercial.

Title 2, Subsection G: The guy who wears that shirt at ringside (“MarkoutMan”) will be hired as my new silent hype man, following me wherever I go, imitating my every move, but with extra enthusiasm and smiling. His salary will be set at exactly one dollar above John Cena’s pay.

Article 22 Paragraph 3 Subsection B
SmackDown will be renamed “SmackDown: Not Starring Brock Lesnar But Featuring His Video Packages”

Subsection D
I will always be at the top of Booker’s Fave Five.

From now on, all wrestlers’ weights will be announced as a percentage of my weight. For example: “Rey Mysterio, weighing in at 0.65 Brock Lesnars”. If the wrestler weighs more than me, they will be announced as fat-asses.

Article 16 Section 5: The Be-A-Star anti-bullying campaign will be replaced by Brock’s own anti-bullying campaign, where Brock will go around the country and beat the piss out of bullies. Then Brock will F5 their victims to maintain dominance.

Article 55 Section 10: All wrestler’s titantrons will feature Brock Lesnar F5ing them and nothing else.

#208 Zach Gowen will be rehired effective immediately. His ring attire will be a fresh loaf from Jimmy Johns, he will be accompanied to the ring by a Coors Light, and he will be renamed Dinner.

#209 X-Pac shall be F-5’d every hour on the hour until he divulges who shit in Sable’s bag. After that, I will F-5 him again for being a snitch.

#210 When CM Punk has sex with any diva, he will wear a Brock Lesnar mask and the only position he is allowed is the lay on top of her position aka Brocky Style.

#612. The commentary team will be rebuilt completely. Jerry “The King” Lawler and Michael Cole will both be fired and the teams will now be 2-man teams. For Raw, Tazz will be rehired and paired up with Josh Mathews and each will have certain obligations that must be met otherwise they will be fired. Tazz must retool my intro to say “Well, Here Comes the Piss!” and Mathews must refer to Tazz as a Selfish Brock. Mathews must also provide at least 2 liters of piss by the end of the show or else he will be F-5’ed. As for Smackdown, I shall be the commentary team: I shall record myself having sex with Sable and that audio will replace the Smackdown commentary team, with the exception of Booker T who must provide commentary for the audio of me having sex with Sable.

211. All 5 counts will now be F5 counts.

212. The Shooting Star Press is now the Shooting Brock Press.
212a. The Shooting Brock Press is banned.

213. As long as WWE employs a COO, Brock Lesnar will hold the official title of COOL of WWE. It doesn’t stand for anything. It just makes sense.

all 1004 holds will have my name included ex: ARMBROCK

[Ronin1108]

...and my day has been made with that post folks lol

[Gryphon]

[Gryphon]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/2542...ed-house-shows


This past weekend, WWE held two house shows in which Kofi Kingston did not appear in either of them. The reason that Kingston missed the events is because he was filming his guest starring role on SyFy's "Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files."

Instead of not fighting, R-Truth would team with Santino Marella this past weekend to face Primo and Epico.

Kofi Kingston is scheduled to appear tonight on Monday Night Raw, as his filming wrapped up this weekend. Raw tonight is live from Greensboro, North Carolina.

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

[clayholio]

Unrelated:

Outstanding. Finally, a good start to a week...

[Vibranium]

i love the "one dollar above John Cenas pay"

[Legato]

Unrelated:

Kudos to suggesting Cole and Lawler should be future endevored

[Legato]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/2542...ed-house-shows


This past weekend, WWE held two house shows in which Kofi Kingston did not appear in either of them. The reason that Kingston missed the events is because he was filming his guest starring role on SyFy's "Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files."

Instead of not fighting, R-Truth would team with Santino Marella this past weekend to face Primo and Epico.

Kofi Kingston is scheduled to appear tonight on Monday Night Raw, as his filming wrapped up this weekend. Raw tonight is live from Greensboro, North Carolina.

Currently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

Air Jimmy!!! Truth in Paradise is cool also

[Benel Germosen]

Unrelated:

The " weights measure in percentage of Brock's weight" is pure genius.

[Gryphon]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/..._Bullying.html


WWE Champion CM Punk spoke out on the topic of same sex marriage and Amendment 1 Monday morning on Twitter. Amendment 1 is a controversial topic in North Carolina, as it will define marriage in the state constitution as between one man and one woman, and would ban any other type of "domestic legal union" such as civil unions and domestic partnerships.

Punk wrote, "Amendment 1 is ridiculous. It's an invasion of people's rights. North Carolina, why do you care if somebody wants to marry who they love?" Same sex marriage should be legal. The fact that it's illegal is embarrassing."

He continued, "Divorce rate is at least 50% between men and women, so don't give me the values angle. Making same sex marriage illegal is the same as having segregated drinking fountains. Embarrassing. The human race is embarrassing. #evolve"

One of Punk's Twitter followers disagreed with his beliefs, writing to the WWE Superstar, "Man was meant for woman, and even the thought of homo's make me sick." Punk posted his message and wrote "Kill yourself" in response.

-- Natalya and Hornswoggle paid a visit to Pleasant Valley Elementary School in Greensboro, North Carolina on Monday to promote WWE’s anti-bullying initiative 'be a STAR.' (Photo)

The SmackDown Diva admitted last month on Twitter that most of the bullying she has dealt with has occurred as an adult. Offering advice to a fan who is being bullied, she wrote, "Yes I have been bullied- mostly as an adult, ironically! Stand up for yourself and kill em with kindness."

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/...d_DiBiase.html

WWE Hall of Famer "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase appears for 3XWrestling on June 8 in Grimes, Iowa and June 9 in Boone, Iowa. (Event details)

-- Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.

-- A "major" viral campaign will be starting imminently on WWE.com. It will be pushed strongly beginning next Monday.

[KiFF86]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/2542...ed-house-showsCurrently on WWE.com, there is a poll to "Name The Tag Team" of R-Truth and Kofi Kingston. The options include Air Truth, Ka-Boom, R-Boom, Truth in Paradise, and Air Jimmy.

No love for Ghana Get Got

[Alex]

Punk, perhaps telling someone to kill themselves is not the proper action of a WWE champion.

[Vibranium]

someone should tell CM Punk that statements like that are not Being A Star