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    Spectacularly Neurotic Sharkerbob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    *slowclap*

    Bravo, sir.

    This must happen.

    DO YOU HEAR ME, RAMZA!?!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Eternal Torment View Post
    Ha. Oh, Sharker. You've done a brilliant job.
    *haughtily breathes on and polices fingernails, while looking snootily off to the side*

    Yes, I am good, aren't I?

    What?

    Oh, I mean, "thank you." I try my best.

    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    I'm going to make it my goal to make this never happen.

    Nero is going to be charged with enforcing law and order, and morals.

    I'm sure you're wondering what a Freedom Obsessed Gang-Member would be doing even considering enforcing stuff, let alone doing it.

    Let's say hanging out with you all have given him a new perspective, and freedom is not a savior, it is a destroyer.

    Nero Gatlain is the Captain of the Arcadian Disciplinary Committee.
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    I'm going to make it my goal to make this never happen.

    Nero is going to be charged with enforcing law and order, and morals.

    I'm sure you're wondering what a Freedom Obsessed Gang-Member would be doing even considering enforcing stuff, let alone doing it.

    Let's say hanging out with you all have given him a new perspective, and freedom is not a savior, it is a destroyer.

    Nero Gatlain is the Captain of the Arcadian Disciplinary Committee.
    Feel free to "discipline" me all you like Mr. Gatlain. If you know what I mean!

    That's right. Make me go to bed without eating dessert.

    I'm trying to lose weight, you see.

    Why? What did you think I meant?
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    Feel free to "discipline" me all you like Mr. Gatlain. If you know what I mean!

    That's right. Make me go to bed without eating dessert.

    I'm trying to lose weight, you see.

    Why? What did you think I meant?
    I thought you meant that I can recite my poetry infront of you.
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miburohunter929 View Post
    I'm going to make it my goal to make this never happen.

    Nero is going to be charged with enforcing law and order, and morals.

    I'm sure you're wondering what a Freedom Obsessed Gang-Member would be doing even considering enforcing stuff, let alone doing it.

    Let's say hanging out with you all have given him a new perspective, and freedom is not a savior, it is a destroyer.

    Nero Gatlain is the Captain of the Arcadian Disciplinary Committee.
    You cannot stop this from happening, Miburo. And I'll even have Max videotape it, and have make a copy for every guy/lesbian but Nero, so he'll have to hear about through second and thirdhand accounts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    Feel free to "discipline" me all you like Mr. Gatlain. If you know what I mean!

    That's right. Make me go to bed without eating dessert.

    I'm trying to lose weight, you see.

    Why? What did you think I meant?
    This is incredible win.
    ~Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long, year, stole many a man's soul and faith.

    So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


    I made Miburo cry on his birthday.

    Reached Demon-God Status

    My Cat Is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner

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    Chrosis--you are a GOD!:D
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    Curses! CURRRRSEEEEESSSS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    You cannot stop this from happening, Miburo. And I'll even have Max videotape it, and have make a copy for every guy/lesbian but Nero, so he'll have to hear about through second and thirdhand accounts!
    If you know what he--

    *gets hit on the head with a shovel*

    DERP! X_X

    *is KTFO*

    Skyfire tapped the unconscious Sharkerbob with the end of the shovel. "Okay, I think that shut him up for a while. Carry on, folks."
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    :Axel sees adart board, cue sevearl of his knives being pulled outand floating in the air. Said knives fly true to the bull's eye. Made itso it was nine perfect hits.:

    :Pulls them back, rotates them sudden fearsome like, almost like a chain of a chainsaw. As hemows through a table with his controled knives.:
    http://zdemnsrpgforum.forumotion.com/

    ^- THe Best RPG site around. Chou approved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    If you know what he--

    *gets hit on the head with a shovel*

    DERP! X_X

    *is KTFO*

    Skyfire tapped the unconscious Sharkerbob with the end of the shovel. "Okay, I think that shut him up for a while. Carry on, folks."
    Meanwhile, Sloane has a vague sensation that a fresh corpse is nearby....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    If you know what he--

    *gets hit on the head with a shovel*

    DERP! X_X

    *is KTFO*

    Skyfire tapped the unconscious Sharkerbob with the end of the shovel. "Okay, I think that shut him up for a while. Carry on, folks."
    Thanks Skyfire!

    *pilfers Sharker's wallet and runs off*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrosis View Post
    This is incredible win.
    Are you calling me fat?

    ...

    Cuz you'd be right.


    Quote Originally Posted by Eternal Torment View Post
    Meanwhile, Sloane has a vague sensation that a fresh corpse is nearby....
    Well, I did just shower...


    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    Thanks Skyfire!

    *pilfers Sharker's wallet and runs off*
    Ha! Joke's on you. My wallet is filled only with the finest infant shavings!
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    *haughtily breathes on and polices fingernails, while looking snootily off to the side*

    Yes, I am good, aren't I?

    What?

    Oh, I mean, "thank you." I try my best.


    What? No double fisting?
    Have beer, will drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin M. View Post
    What? No double fisting?
    That's what she said.
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    You cannot stop this from happening, Miburo. And I'll even have Max videotape it, and have make a copy for every guy/lesbian but Nero, so he'll have to hear about through second and thirdhand accounts!
    This is an idea Takeshi can really get behind.
    Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.
    Alexander Hawke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin M. View Post
    What? No double fisting?
    Nope, Max doesn't fist. She points, with one, two or maybe even three fingers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyvurg View Post
    This is an idea Takeshi can really get behind.
    Yep, he'll be among the first to recieve a copy.

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