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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh View Post


    /limitdance
    as long as she says "i'm meltiiing, i'm meltiiiiing" then Cas will have the best death in this game ever


    he melted the wicked troll-witch of cuisine!
    they label me a villain cause of how I express my feelings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Froggy View Post
    as long as she says "i'm meltiiing, i'm meltiiiiing" then Cas will have the best death in this game ever


    he melted the wicked troll-witch of cuisine!
    *Looks at them all before throwing up peace sign*

    "So totally worth it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarBeyondC View Post
    The scary thing is, I'm not sure I'm joking around here.

    Objects far less spicy than what the soup is rated at are known to be fatal to the unprepared.

    In addition, objects far less spicy than the soup has:
    1. Stripped paint
    2. Repel elephants
    3. Killed normal people (of course)
    4. Seeped through multiple pairs of gloves (that were being worn to pick the peppers)
    5. Corroded through containers
    6. Many more that I cannot recall at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Froggy View Post
    Cas: if I die...if I die...tell Iriesia her cooking is...is terrible

    *throws up peace sign as he dies*

    *is buried like a G*
    Her cooking isn't terrible, at least when she's cooking for other people. When she cooks something for herself though, expect it to be completely unsuitable for others to consume safely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh View Post
    Oh, I know. You've effectively created a superweapon. That is also a soup.
    Irie's Special Soup (Rank Variable): When the container to the soup is opened, the first thing one notices right away is the smell; upon the container's opening, a smell emerges, affecting the opener and other beings within a radius of 5*(Total Character Points) feet. Those within the area of effect that are susceptible to smell, have durability below or equal to Iriesia's total character points (currently 10), and are not used to the smell of insanely spicy foods are knocked out for a period of (Total Character Points)[SUP]2[SUP] seconds. This should be the first warning that something is seriously wrong with this chick. Should anyone be bold enough to attempt to cook this soup, be aware that the soup will eat through any material whose durability value is below Iriesia's Total Character Points. Should anyone who has not built up sufficient resistance dare attempt to eat the soup, their body will suffer damage as if it internally took an attack of damage equal to that which a Strength (Total Character Points) person could dish out at their best.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarBeyondC View Post
    I dare someone else to try "Irie's Special Soup."

    spoilers:
    I claim no responsibility for any idiots- er, fellow students and instructor- dying from the consumption in part of the contents of the thrice sealed container labeled "Irie's Special Soup."
    end of spoilers
    *Selma eats a spoonful from the container of "Irie's Special Soup"*

    Selma: Hmmm... Needs something... Oh! I know!

    *Grabs a dozen Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers, blends them up, and pours it into the soup. Stirring up the soup, she eats another spoonful of the soup*

    Selma: PERFECT!

    *Grabs the container, tilts it up, and quickly drinks it down, releasing a great gout of flame as she sighed in relief*

    Selma: Aaaaah! Delicious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    *Selma eats a spoonful from the container of "Irie's Special Soup"*

    Selma: Hmmm... Needs something... Oh! I know!

    *Grabs a dozen Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers, blends them up, and pours it into the soup. Stirring up the soup, she eats another spoonful of the soup*

    Selma: PERFECT!

    *Grabs the container, tilts it up, and quickly drinks it down, releasing a great gout of flame as she sighed in relief*

    Selma: Aaaaah! Delicious!
    I should have known someone was going to do that, since I didn't put the relevant details in this thread.

    Let me correct that error.

    OOC: The soup rates around 19 million scoville units (it uses a chemical more potent that pure capsaicin); luckily no one was around earlier in the morning, or they would have suffered immensely while she was cooking with the stuff. Suffice to say, absolutely no one else here should be trying to eat the stuff, except possibility Nero.
    The Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, if memory serves me correctly, rated at a peak of 2 million units. Pure capsaicin rates at 16 million units. The soup rates at 19 million units.

    I'll say it again for emphasis:

    The soup, which is not a pure substance, rates higher than pure, 100 percent capsaicin on the scale (and yes, this actually is possible when you consider the analogs of capsaicin).
    "That which does not grow falls into decay."

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    Sub-Zero, Cas is going to throw his teacup at Ramilla. He's curious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh View Post
    Sub-Zero, Cas is going to throw his teacup at Ramilla. He's curious.
    Okay, about what? O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarBeyondC View Post
    I dare someone else to try "Irie's Special Soup."

    spoilers:
    I claim no responsibility for any idiots- er, fellow students and instructor- dying from the consumption in part of the contents of the thrice sealed container labeled "Irie's Special Soup."
    end of spoilers
    Eisen would love to taste this "special soup."

    So much exciting new food to eat! ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    Okay, about what? O_o
    He doesn't know what she can do. Throwing a teacup seems... Logical :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Eisen would love to taste this "special soup."

    So much exciting new food to eat! ^_^
    Anyone interested in trying it out (the poor fools) can; it's- as I stated in the thread proper- in one the kitchen refrigerator's lower compartments in a thrice sealed container labeled "Irie's Special Soup- Try at Your Own Risk".
    "That which does not grow falls into decay."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh View Post
    He doesn't know what she can do. Throwing a teacup seems... Logical :D
    Well okay, can't argue with logic that sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA View Post
    Well okay, can't argue with logic that sound.
    It's about as broken as the teacup and possibly Casimir's arm is going to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'yleh View Post
    It's about as broken as the teacup and possibly Casimir's arm is going to be.
    Ramilia won't break his arm unless he gives her a good reason to. Throwing a cup at her head will earn him a warning and a stern stare.

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    I wonder what Cleric has planned for us.

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