Has Lois...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

ever suggested using Superman's cape as a blanket for a picnic?

Seems like it would work pretty well. Even if Superman had to leap into action in a moments notice he'd be able to brush off the picnic crumbs in like two seconds flat and then reattach it to his person and then *foosh* fly off.

[The Batman]

Nope. Too much drag involved.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Nope. Too much drag involved.

In other circumstances I'd agree with you but I don't think drag would get in the way of a picnic. Then again I've never tried it myself.

[The Batman]

You try passing the potato salad or the sandwiches with all that drag man.

[wyokid]

I don't think the cape is large enough to hold a picnic.

[Conan The Barbarian]

I don't think the cape is large enough to hold a picnic.

Hogwash! I've used my loin cloth for many picnics, Superman's cape should be fine

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

I don't think the cape is large enough to hold a picnic.

Well keep in mind that Superman could probably contort his body like a contortionist and then he could have Lois sit on his lap. So yeah, plenty of room I'd say.

[The Frozen Reptile]

In other circumstances I'd agree with you but I don't think drag would get in the way of a picnic. Then again I've never tried it myself.

Have you never been to a picnic where you said "Man, this is a drag..."?

[Venomous Mask]

I don't think Superman wants ants on his cape.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

I don't think Superman wants ants on his cape.

Well I can't argue with that.

[Tra-EL]

There's no doubt she would. In fact, I bet they'd use his cape to set it down to go bang in the park when their feeling adventurous and afterwards, covers it against her nude body. Hey, she's wrapped herself up with it before!

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

There's no doubt she would. In fact, I bet they'd use his cape to set it down to go bang in the park when their feeling adventurous and afterwards, covers it against her nude body. Hey, she's wrapped herself up with it before!

Why would she suggest that when it would make more sense for her to get on top while Supes kinda floats above the ground. That way nobody gets any grass stains AND Supes doesn't have to dirty his cape.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

ew.

Breadcrumbs and butter stain on Superman´s cape?

Why do you hate America?

[MFitzH2O]

ever suggested using Superman's cape as a blanket for a picnic?

Seems like it would work pretty well. Even if Superman had to leap into action in a moments notice he'd be able to brush off the picnic crumbs in like two seconds flat and then reattach it to his person and then *foosh* fly off.

Brush the crumbs off NOTHING! First law of inertia, baby! He'd grab that cape so quickly the picnic wouldn't move, the crumbs would remain stationery, and the ants would be left clinging to cold air before falling to the ground and asking themselves 'WTF?!' Potato salad smears? Another story...

I don't think she has, though ... I know it's been used as a blanket to keep her warm, but I know nothing of picnicking uses...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Brush the crumbs off NOTHING! First law of inertia, baby! He'd grab that cape so quickly the picnic wouldn't move, the crumbs would remain stationery, and the ants would be left clinging to cold air before falling to the ground and asking themselves 'WTF?!' Potato salad smears? Another story...

I don't think she has, though ... I know it's been used as a blanket to keep her warm, but I know nothing of picnicking uses...

And the flowers are STILL STANDING!