"[Meltzer] kept saying in interviews that IC was going to be a 'love letter to the silver age.'
A love letter featuring a brutal, on-panel, fetishized rape, and DC characters in the roles of the Squardon Supreme (OH IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF THE FANS HAVE READ IT).
That's the kind of love letter a stalker sends."
~ Typo Lad
Dreadstar: "Crap. Goddammed sock-puppet, crawling out of my desk like that. Back, dammit! Back, I say!"
Slam_Bradley: "At least it wasn't Atitude Man."
jessecuster3: "I haven't seen Agent Helix post today."
"I only read phonebooks with aardvarks and misogyny."
~ Ed Cunard
rajincajun689: "Millar versus Loeb? Well that's a no-brainer."
Agent Helix: "Yes, I agree. No brains are involved in this AT ALL."
"I am both happy and sad, Like a mini wheat."
~ Mac Danny
Spike-X: "And where's the not-even-slightly-veiled homoeroticism?"
FunkyGreenJerusalem: "In your pants!"
"There may be one or two in the fridge with my name on it.
If I spell my name Sierra Nevada, for instance."
~ Paul McEnery
"My turn on's are leotards, leg warmers and KA-RA-TE but not necessarily in that order."
~ pete repeat
Athena Bast: "What's the female equivalent for dipping your pen in the company ink?"
Agent Helix: "Being the company ink."
"Kiss my ass!
PS: I love you guys!!"
Spike-X: "You should get another cat and call her Tennille."
Cayman: "I'm afraid Muskrat Love would be the result."
"You're trying to ascribe rational motives to irrational people.
You realise that's irrational, don't you?"
"Not for nothing, but I hate the term 'mouthbreather'. I breathe through my mouth all the time. Deviated septum from a biking accident when I was nine and I accidentally started going down a hill and couldn't remember how to stop so I ran into a barn.
Which would kind of back up the 'mouthbreather' definition, now that I think about it."
~ Matt Algren
"Boredom is the Devil's X-box."
~ Ray R.
"For a convoluted reason, I now have Night Ranger in my head.
But at least it pushed out Billy Joel."
"Tages brought the thingy~ Rallura
the one, in the scotch with the L
Oh the hell."
"Holiday highlight: I've now seen a woman squeeze a frog out of her vagina. And also smoke an entire cigarette with it! Her vagina that is, not the frog..."
"I won't let twitter make a twat out of me."
Slam_Bradley: "I now want a pulp hero named Cliff Hanger."
jesse_custer: "And how about his [apparently] twin sidekick, Not My Favorite Ending?"
Michael P: "You ever have an article of clothing you know you're never going to wear, but you can't really get rid of it because of who gave it to you?"
Incidentally, it's a thong with a Hooters logo emblazoned on the front."
"I'm guessing I'm not the only one here who'd have to admit to knowing more about fictional metal than actual brains."
~ Donald M.
"By overcoming your hatred of whales to watch the movie, you let a little bit of Starfleet into your heart."
~ Sean Whitmore
"I pay each month to have Cronin send me CDs of varous threads being read aloud.
You'd be surprised how eloquent Jeremy A. Patterson sounds when being read by Sir Ian McKellan."
"I also saw someone say he wasn't going to drink Mountain Dew anymore because he didn't like the new logo. I had to stop and make sure I wasn't in a Star Trek thread."
~ Matt Algren
"Shitty TV doesn't unshitify anything."
~ Joe Rice
i_mmmchocolate: "I'm going to slab you."
Ray R.: "Careful, I'm in mint condition."
jessecuster3: "What you read, sucks!"
jesse_custer: "Remember, I'm reading your post right now."
"In space nobody can hear you shit."
~ Slam Bradley
"Are you on Twitter? I'd like to subscribe to your 140 character-or-less newsletter."
~ Ray R.
"One really good thing about having my daughter is my mom stopping referring to my sister's cat as her grandchild."
Tom: "As if my life wasn't strange enough: I'm interviewing Cagney & Lacey tomorrow."
Loren: "Not Lacey Chabert, I'm guessing."
GozertheGozarian: "What's a theatre?"
thespianphryne: "What's a dumbass?"
gary bolt: "Are your trying to motivate me through the internets?"
Squirrel: "Better than trying to motivate you through your interal organs.
Less messy, too."
jessecuster3: "That is totally hilarious that there will be a Kung Fu Hustle video game."
StoneGold: "Your hilarity threshold is low."
Crowforge: "Where should I move to be more attractive? Because it isn't working here."
StoneGold: "Well, it's dark in Alaska for half the year..."
"Comics are like women, a lot of them are rubbish, but the ones that are good are freaking awesome."
Chris Nowlin: "At first glance, I always think there's a thread about an Iranian erection."
Gilda Dent: "You're a fan of Persian architecture? It can be quite impressive."
DoctorDoom: "So then you're just happy? Woo hoo!"
Michael P: "Law of averages said it had to happen eventually."
DoctorDoom: "Break out the Cream of Wheat!"
"I didn't realize Palin was still so newsworthy. Don't people know that Batman is dead? Someone should inform the news stations."
Chris Nowlin: "So Athena... if you do leave this guy and I end up leaving my current strangling relationship, I can't help but notice that we'd both be single..."
Athena Bast: "Do you have health care?"
"'I love early Harold Ramis, but I've never seen Stripes'???
'Oh I love the work of Da Vinci, never seen the Mona Lisa'!
'I love rock music, but I've never heard of Led Zepplin'!
'I love sex... never knew you could do it with someone else'!"
Paradox: "I find it best to have very limited contact and interaction with people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about."
Nick Soapdish: "And yet you continue to post here ..."