Downtown Khazan: The Restaurant At The End Of The Omniverse

[Sharkerbob]

Or Artemis.

Or Sue. At least according to the Johnny Cash song.


[italian-accent]S'up guys, it's a me, Vakio![/italian-accent]

Also Ashley and Kelly.

[Vakanai]

Also Ashley and Kelly.

Yeah, but Ashley is usually shortened to just Ash, ala Bruce Campbell's character, Ashley 'Ash' Williams, in Army of Darkness. So that's almost sort of cheating.

[Omegalith]

Yeah, but Ashley is usually shortened to just Ash, ala Bruce Campbell's character, Ashley 'Ash' Williams, in Army of Darkness. So that's almost sort of cheating.

More badass is being called Mary-Kate and having no-one call your manliness into question.

[Farealmer]

Bad Dream:

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:32. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.

[Omegalith]

Bad Dream:

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:32. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, Daddy."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sweetie?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.

It's just a silly dream. Mommy is a robot, she doesn't have skin. Remember?

[The Dog]

Hrmm... No, I think I prefer the "The ultimate meaning of the universe is Twilight's ass" interpretation.

Cancel all philosophy courses, we have our answer.

YOU! You know much of MlP: FiM! I must know something in regards to MlP: FiM slang! And that is...

Where and how exactly did 'plot' come to mean a pony's flank/buttocks? Also, why is lesbianism in the MlP: FiM called 'filly fooling'?

That second one is especially curious. Cause it sounds less like slang for filly-on-filly relations and more like Pinkie Pie just went on a spree of Bugs Bunny-style comedy against an unsuspecting filly.

[Omegalith]

YOU! You know much of MlP: FiM! I must know something in regards to MlP: FiM slang! And that is...

Where and how exactly did 'plot' come to mean a pony's flank/buttocks?

Pretty sure that actually is the name for that part of a horses anatomy.

Also, why is lesbianism in the MlP: FiM called 'filly fooling'?

That second one is especially curious. Cause it sounds less like slang for filly-on-filly relations and more like Pinkie Pie just went on a spree of Bugs Bunny-style comedy against an unsuspecting filly.

Dunno, I've not actually seen it used all that much.

Honestly it sounds more like paedofoalia to me, given that fillies are Cutie-Mark Crusader aged equines and older ones are Mares.

[The Dog]

Pretty sure that actually is the name for that part of a horses anatomy.

Nope. There's no part of an equine's anatomy called the 'plot'. There's a dock and a poll (joint), but no 'plot'.

Dunno, I've not actually seen it used all that much.

Honestly it sounds more like paedofoalia to me, given that fillies are Cutie-Mark Crusader aged equines and older ones are Mares.

Don't you mean foalaphilia? Cause paedofoalia would technically mean 'child foal'. And that's redundant, don't you think?

[Omegalith]

Nope. There's no part of an equine's anatomy called the 'plot'. There's a dock and a poll (joint), but no 'plot'.

Odd. I have seen a few "I watch it for the plot" captions on screenshots with butt closeups though.

So presumably it's a joke on all the close-up views of cutie marks?

Don't you mean foalaphilia? Cause paedofoalia would technically mean 'child foal'. And that's redundant, don't you think?

Well yeah, but that wouldn't be a terrible pun.

[Farealmer]

My new favorate weapon is supernatural logic bending magic guns. They are my new official weapons for anytime i decide to bother acting like i have a poster persona.

[Omegalith]

My new favorate weapon is supernatural logic bending magic guns. They are my new official weapons for anytime i decide to bother acting like i have a poster persona.

What is wrong with you? That was a semantic argument at best.

[Farealmer]

What is wrong with you? That was a semantic argument at best.

I have been shown an awesome concept that i will now assimilate and use as my own. Pretty normal behavior for me.

[Omegalith]

I have been shown an awesome concept that i will now assimilate and use as my own. Pretty normal behavior for me.

The concept you are claiming to have seen is not the one I described.

[Farealmer]

The concept you are claiming to have seen is not the one I described.

Your modesty is an inspiration to lifeforms everywhere. Ahhh now all i need is to make a chozen suit outta that. Than we are cooking with phazon.

[Omegalith]

Your modesty is an inspiration to lifeforms everywhere. Ahhh now all i need is to make a chozen suit outta that. Than we are cooking with phazon.

Chozo.

The bird people are called Chozo.