Downtown Khazan: The Restaurant At The End Of The Omniverse

[Farealmer]

God I love getting fan mail:

Awww Sharker...

[The MunchKING]

If i was ever to get to learn magic. I would study body control magic so i could learn to control the human bladder. Then i could cast spells designed to give people bladder control issues.

You've used that one before on being the God of Bladder issues. I expect more randomness from your random observations. Hmmmmph.

[Farealmer]

You've used that one before on being the God of Bladder issues.

That was intentional. Just wait until next week. But for now i shall revel in my bladdermancy.

[Sharkerbob]

Awww Sharker...

Well, in this person's defense, it was pretty retarded.

But that's what made it fun.

[Farealmer]

Well, in this person's defense, it was pretty retarded.

But that's what made it fun.

Still the visualization i had made me sad.

[Ghost]

I had forgotten how huge my laptop actually is. oO

Not that mom's notebook isn't annoyingly small, but this suddenly seems almost excessive.

[Farealmer]

Bladder - Minor damage to a bladder
Bladdera - Moderate Damage to a bladder
Bladdaga - Heavy damage to a bladder
Bladeo - Does wind damage to bladders
Blake - Does earth damage to bladder
Blami - Causes gravity to really squeeze that bladder
Blare - Cause extreme damage to one bladder
Bladima - Causes extreme damage to many bladders

Blada - Heals minor bladder damage
Bladura - Heals moderate bladder damage
Bladuga - Heals heavy bladder damage
Bladgen - Heal bladder over time
Blasua - Cures diseases effecting bladders
Blaife - Returns a bladder to life

Blaste - Speeds up the time between needing to urinate
Blow - Slows down the time between needing to urinate
Blop - Makes it to where you need not urinate for a time

Blafuse - Make someone lose control of their bladder
Blaserk - Make someone urinate continuously
Bladeath - Kills a bladder

Blatect - Protect your bladder from physical attacks
Bladell - Protect your bladder from magic
Blaflect - Returns magic targeting you bladder at the caster

[Sharpandpointies]

As someone said to me, spoilers:

The Reapers preserve species in the sense fat people preserve Chicken Nuggets. It's still pretty clear when Harbinger abandons the Collectors to get wiped out that they consider species they "save" nothing more than tools. It's like installing miniature guns and cameras and remotes on cockroaches to fight pests.

end of spoilers

Anyway, I really need to get better sleep and hope payday comes soon enough, I need Dr. Scholls pads. Fuck standing up for hours on end :V

That's actually incorrect.

The Reapers spoilers:

preserve species by using them to make new Reapers. They would make a biomechanical being of the species they destroyed, adding it to their own collective. The Collectors were simply Protheans they changed, much like the various creations you fight in Mass Effect 3. Of course they were abandoned - those beings were simply tools, not the 'Protheans' who 'ascended' to make a new reaper. Not like the Reapers were using Husks, Cannibals, and other things like that as stuff to make Reapers. Nope. The proof of this is the attempt to create a 'human' Reaper in Mass Effect 2. Somewhere out there, there are Reapers containing the biological data of every race they've destroyed. The Reapers view this as helping the race 'Ascend' into a more advanced state. That's what 'Ascension' is - it's pretty well spelled out by Harbinger (who may very well be a 'Prothean' reaper, considering he was the fellow controlling them) and other stuff all through the series. So they take in the species, preserving their biological data as a new Reaper, and let new species grow in their place.

end of spoilers

Never said it was a great idea. And the Catalyst points out that spoilers:

it's not the way to a perfect life form - that someone needs to do a true synthesis of machine and biological for that, which is obviously something the Catalyst's race never managed. Hence their 'solution', which kept biological life from being utterly wiped out by machine life until a race with the capacity to surpass them and 'solve' the puzzle came along. That would be Shepard.

end of spoilers

Hope you feel better soon.

[mcgaffer]

Good night out, the bar had a nice vintage whiskey behind the counter which I supped more then my fair share off (well they will put it up for sale)

[Yun Lao]

I managed to get a good bit of reading done today at work (that was how slow it was) and finished Battle Royale, which I started a few months ago. I have to say it was really good, and overall my favorite character would have to be Inada, whose first (and last) appearance depicts her believing that she was a magical girl.

[Sharkerbob]

So. Who wants a Magical Girl RPG?

[The MunchKING]

So. Who wants a Magical Girl RPG?

Can I be the mysterious guy who shows up randomly to save the heroine, look awesome and then disappear, leaving fangirls squeeing over my awesome manliness while contributing minimally to the actual episodes? :P

[WyldCard4]

So. Who wants a Magical Girl RPG?

Me! Really, really, really me.

[Sharkerbob]

Can I be the mysterious guy who shows up randomly to save the heroine, look awesome and then disappear, leaving fangirls squeeing over my awesome manliness while contributing minimally to the actual episodes? :P

As the GM, I hold exclusive rights to playing the most useless archetype of all, thank you very much.

:P

Me! Really, really, really me.

Hmm...

[The MunchKING]

As the GM, I hold exclusive rights to playing the most useless archetype of all, thank you very much.

:P

Aweeee... I suppose it's for the best though. The Tux is a rental.