Downtown Khazan: The Restaurant At The End Of The Omniverse

[Omegalith]

So, slightly more than one then?

About fifty years after Ciaphas Cain died of old age peacefully in his sleep, the Administratum still won't take him off the active duty roster and keep sending him paychecks.

Admittedly this is because they got fed up re-doing the paperwork every time he went missing in action presumed dead then showed up again, and eventually just gave up.

[Siriel]

A warriors death?

I think Garon Quaros would be alright with that.

No. Death from fumbling his defense roll against a kitten who open rolled his surprise attack while Garon wasn't wearing his armor.

[Omegalith]

This is all Lord Inquisitor Grimmus Darkus's fault.

[Miburohunter929]

No. Death from fumbling his defense roll against a kitten who open rolled his attack while Garon wasn't wearing his armor.

Impossible, Garon always wears his armor.

When he sleeps? Even when not at camp, he sleeps in it.

I didn't totally decide that right now.

He bathes in it, for it is rust proof.

GARON IS THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Impossible, Garon always wears his armor.

When he sleeps? Even when not at camp, he sleeps in it.

I didn't totally decide that right now.

He bathes in it, for it is rust proof.

GARON IS THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE.

What if, and I humbly beg your indulgence for this, but what if he doesn't?

[Siriel]

Impossible, Garon always wears his armor.

When he sleeps? Even when not at camp, he sleeps in it.

I didn't totally decide that right now.

He bathes in it, for it is rust proof.

GARON IS THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE.

That's cool, the kitten took a few turns to aim for Garon's head.

[Captain England]

So, slightly more than one then?

Lol

Grimdark leads only to death in my campaign.

Grimdark leads to death leads to war leads to Grimdark.

[Miburohunter929]

What if, and I humbly beg your indulgence for this, but what if he doesn't?

Garon Quaros has so many lifepoints that even without Armor, he's classified as one.

He is armor protected by armor.

If you were to skin him--impossible, given his absurd physical prowess--and wear his skin ala the Nemian Lion, you would go up several armor classes.

So, to answer your question, NOTHING.

NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

[Farealmer]

What if, and I humbly beg your indulgence for this, but what if he doesn't?

Hahahahaha i see what you did there.

Oh Sub, what would we do without you, you wacky ninja you.

[Captain England]

Gaunt <<<<<<< Cain.

Ponies<<<<<<< Cain<<<<<<< Gaunt

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Garon Quaros has so many lifepoints that even without Armor, he's classified as one.

He is armor protected by armor.

If you were to skin him--impossible, given his absurd physical prowess--and wear his skin ala the Nemian Lion, you would go up several armor classes.

So, to answer your question, NOTHING.

NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

*nods appreciatively*

But what if, and again, I humbly beg your undeserved indulgence, but what if if wasn't?

[Omegalith]

Grimdark leads to death leads to war leads to Grimdark.

Lord Inquisitor Grimmus Darkus strolled grimly through the dark halls of the Shadyunpleasant-class battleship Darkgrim.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Hahahahaha i see what you did there.

Oh Sub, what would we do without you, you wacky ninja you.

Nothing. That's what.

Nic Cage<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Cain<<<<<<< Gaunt

Fixed that for you

[Miburohunter929]

*nods appreciatively*

But what if, and again, I humbly beg your undeserved indulgence, but what if if wasn't?

.....What if Kyle got drowned by his Hydrus?

THAT IS YOUR ANSWER.

[Omegalith]

Nothing. That's what.

Fixed that for you

Hey, Cage is a pretty cool guy. Leave him out of this.

Anyway: Ninja Derpy is better than Wolverine.