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    Quote Originally Posted by Farealmer View Post
    If a genie gave me one wish i'd wish all humans lost their arms and legs and were struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
    Dude, your a human. Besides that is a horrible waste of a wish anyway.

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    I love the OST for the first X-Men Legends game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chou Blaster View Post
    Dude, your a human. Besides that is a horrible waste of a wish anyway.
    Just wish for omnipotence, problem solved.

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    Why were kittens fighting ponies again?
    "That which does not grow falls into decay."

    Utopia - Tetra Eisengard
    Lockdown - Kalak Fenras

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chou Blaster View Post
    Dude, your a human. Besides that is a horrible waste of a wish anyway.
    I am well aware of my human status. The wish was made with that in mind.
    Yeah I give up. They would need like a bajillion UNs to take it out. And they would all have to work.

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    I thought humans were an old pony's tale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkerbob View Post
    Hey now. This isn't one of my porn stories.
    You're the one who's responsible for Boxing Helena?

    *Fires plasma cannon up Sharkerbob's nose, reacting fast enough to tie the plasma blast to Sharkerbob's pants, which are blasted through his brain and into orbit*
    Yes, I know the voices aren't real. But they do have some VERY good ideas....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mailedbypostman1 View Post
    I thought humans were an old pony's tale.
    Fossil records show a species of nearly hairless apes who developed complex tool use and immediately turned to developing bigger and pointier sticks for killing each other with, which led to a decent amount of success subjugating other animals to keep for later eating... Right up until the entire species mysteriously vanished. Leading Equipologists believe they somehow managed to stupid themselves to death, or were possibly eaten by Windigoes.
    A Flock of Sheep.
    A Pack of Wolves.
    An Inconvenience of Heroes.

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    Y'know, I still can't believe none of those protest groups that overreacts to things in the media all the time never picked up on Spiderman literally selling his unborn daughter's soul to the devil in order to get a divorce.

    Apparently comics are just plain completely under the media's radar unless you kill off Superman or Captain America.

    Also I've seen people who've negatively reacted to Mephisto showing up since then, which is kinda funny because even he was being written out of character to get the story where editorial wanted it to.

    Really though, I think the reason why this stings so much for some people is because before then, Spiderman only had minor retcons. His character history was pretty much an unbroken line from the 60's right up to the Clone Saga, and only got a little confusing by comics standards after that.
    A Flock of Sheep.
    A Pack of Wolves.
    An Inconvenience of Heroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarBeyondC View Post
    Why were kittens fighting ponies again?
    The ponies have an extremely valuable material known as Unobtanium. They refuse to relocate so the kitties can get their paws on it and make it into cat toys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    You're the one who's responsible for Boxing Helena?

    *Fires plasma cannon up Sharkerbob's nose, reacting fast enough to tie the plasma blast to Sharkerbob's pants, which are blasted through his brain and into orbit*
    What pants?
    It's a lie! My pants were off the entire time!

    I've got a new site for RPGs: Total Pantaloonacy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgotten Entity View Post
    Just wish for omnipotence, problem solved.
    I get really tired of people presuming that a distinctly non-omnipotent entity that can be trapped in a glorified candlestick is somehow capable of granting omnipotence just because he's either a powerful highly-versatile magic user or a low end reality warper.
    A Flock of Sheep.
    A Pack of Wolves.
    An Inconvenience of Heroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omegalith View Post
    Apparently comics are just plain completely under the media's radar unless you kill off Superman or Captain America.
    Tell me something I don't know.

    /notasrsrequest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omegalith View Post
    I get really tired of people presuming that a distinctly non-omnipotent entity that can be trapped in a glorified candlestick is somehow capable of granting omnipotence just because he's either a powerful highly-versatile magic user or a low end reality warper.
    Then wish for the highest amount of power possible, and use your reality warping to gain more reality warping.

    Why can't a reality warper just warp reality so they have more power?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgotten Entity View Post
    Then wish for the highest amount of power possible, and use your reality warping to gain more reality warping.

    Why can't a reality warper just warp reality so they have more power?
    Because reality warpers are not omnipotents.
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