Downtown Khazan: The Restaurant At The End Of The Omniverse

[Sharpandpointies]

Heard anything from Tinker yet?

I still want to see some rad reviews, by the way.

Nothing from Tinker. And I need my wife to take the darned pictures, already, but something always seems to come up! :(

Will be phoning Tinker Tuesday.

[mcgaffer]

Almost time for my next driving lesson, it's been interesting so far.

[Sol M]

Almost time for my next driving lesson, it's been interesting so far.

This sounds...strangely unnerving. oO

[FrenchGemini]

Uh huh, interesting as in you violated at least thirty rules since you began learning or something else?... ^^.

Need advice from someone with experience with girls here: recently met that cute girl after returning to my engineering school after a 5-month-long internship. Trying to be nice while not being needy, but still I feel like I am intimidating her. She is nice with everyone but me. With me, while she doesn't actively try to avoid me, she is quite distant. Description: a 5ft6-7 redhead, quite thin, who plays rugby and is a former dancer. Me... well, me (6ft, 170lbs, but I am often told I look heavier, and she knows I train in american boxing). Any idea, pretty please? (Girls: I fail to understand them. Also, I need to change my signature, I have moved past that stage.)

[Nik Hasta]

Well, how often do you socialise with her? If it's not that often, then you don't really have that much of problem.

Some people just don't like other people. Hopefully it isn't anything personal, perhaps your personalities don't click.

I mean, if you want a relationship with her, which might not be on the cards if she's kind of distant to you even at this stage, then you should just outright ask her out. Go on a date somewhere and see how it goes.

[FrenchGemini]

Trying to see her at least two to three times a week (not that hard, we share common friends). But yeah, should wait a bit, and see if I manage to change things. If I don't, better forget about her. Oh, and I forgot, she already has a boyfriend (who is far away from our school), so my plan right now is to prove myself to be better than him (Yeah, I know, that's not honorable. A few years ago I would have stopped right there and then, but I missed a big opportunity because of that, so now I do my best to ignore that part, but I know which lines not to cross).

[Omegalith]

...Goddamned their chatlogs are pain to read. oO

R34LLY? UNL1K3 R34L L1F3 L33T SP34KERS TH3Y ONLY R34LLY US3 4 F3W QU1RKS 34CH SO 1TS NOT 4LL TH4T H4RD TO D3C1PH3R

T3R3Z1S SP33CH 1S PROB4BLY TH3 WORST TO R34D BUT SH3 1S TH3 B3ST TROLL SO 1 FORG1V3 H3R >:]

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[Sol M]

R34LLY? UNL1K3 R34L L1F3 L33T SP34KERS TH3Y ONLY R34LLY US3 4 F3W QU1RKS 34CH SO 1TS NOT 4LL TH4T H4RD TO D3C1PH3R

T3R3Z1S SP33CH 1S PROB4BLY TH3 WORST TO R34D BUT SH3 1S TH3 B3ST TROLL SO 1 FORG1V3 H3R >:]

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This is easily the most annoying section of the comic.

[Omegalith]

This is easily the most annoying section of the comic.

D --> Do you perhaps find the e%traordinary departures from your primitive human notions of grammar 100dicrous

[mcgaffer]

I meet quite a few morons on the road who do things like overtaking me pulling out of a junction, on a corner, in thick fog, with another car coming around the corner.

I tend to do manoeuvres right the first couple of times then start screwing them up. The instructor says once I've got the technique then I start overthinking things instead of simply doing it.

No one I know can quite believe that I've stuck to this so far, especially when it made me five minutes to the pub last week. I made up for it, some people said I overcompensated I say I compensated for future lateness.

[Omegalith]

Oh dear, he's going to try speak the theme tune, isn't he?

Who... Are? You going... To call?

Ghostbusters!

Ghost... Busters.

[Captain England]

Uh huh, interesting as in you violated at least thirty rules since you began learning or something else?... ^^.

Need advice from someone with experience with girls here: recently met that cute girl after returning to my engineering school after a 5-month-long internship. Trying to be nice while not being needy, but still I feel like I am intimidating her. She is nice with everyone but me. With me, while she doesn't actively try to avoid me, she is quite distant. Description: a 5ft6-7 redhead, quite thin, who plays rugby and is a former dancer. Me... well, me (6ft, 170lbs, but I am often told I look heavier, and she knows I train in american boxing). Any idea, pretty please? (Girls: I fail to understand them. Also, I need to change my signature, I have moved past that stage.)

Being as nice as I can, it doesn't look good.

Here's what I'm getting okay. Nice with everyone, plays rugby, dances. That's all pretty extrovert behaviour. It doesn't sound like she'd have any problems with recieving attention from people. And distant honestly isn't shy/coy/subtly looks at you whilst playing with her hair.

I'm really not sure she'd share any feelings towards you, just based off that info alone.

Also, again trying to be nice but, just based on the one thing you've said she knows about you, women don't like things that, whilst you might not see it that way, show signs of violence/aggression.

[Sol M]

D --> Do you perhaps find the e%traordinary departures from your primitive human notions of grammar 100dicrous

Now this is a lot more comfortable on the eyes. It's almost completely normal.

[Omegalith]

Now this is a lot more comfortable on the eyes. It's almost completely normal.

Really though, iit'2 really only Terezii who has quiirk2 that are overly hard two read two begiin wiith, and iit totally fiit2 her per2onaliity anyhow.

im actually 0kay with their s0ciety having a thing ab0ut individual writing styles particularly given that they are c0nsistent ab0ut it and arent actually lazy ab0ut spelling and grammar like leet speakers and text messages fr0m the real w0rld tend t0 be

im 0kay with a l0t 0f things

[FrenchGemini]

Being as nice as I can, it doesn't look good.

Here's what I'm getting okay. Nice with everyone, plays rugby, dances. That's all pretty extrovert behaviour. It doesn't sound like she'd have any problems with recieving attention from people. And distant honestly isn't shy/coy/subtly looks at you whilst playing with her hair.

I'm really not sure she'd share any feelings towards you, just based off that info alone.

Also, again trying to be nice but, just based on the one thing you've said she knows about you, women don't like things that, whilst you might not see it that way, show signs of violence/aggression.

Well, she knows a bit more than that ^^, but yeah, maybe it was what I needed to read so thanks...