View Poll Results: If They Did Get Together, Would Kenji & Martha Technically Be Having Real Sex?

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    Default Kenji & Martha: Sex Or Masturbation

    Hey, it was inevitable that someone was going to create this thread sooner or later... But anyway.

    How would anyone even begin to describe this macabre-like matrimony of two individuals of the opposite sex, trapped in the same body. And more importantly, how could both of them end up being sexually attracted to each other and be okay with their fleshy circumstance... Sure, one could argue that sex and sexual attraction is purely a state of mind, but with this "arrangement"... C'mon.

    We all know the story of Adam and Eve, and how Adam created Eve from one of his ribs. Strangely enough, this scenario isn't too far from that in it's own twisted way. And the fact that they're both still "joined at the hip" means that Kenji still has room for improvements (on Martha) if you know what I mean. Whether Martha would approve is another discussion.

    Still, does the fact that he created her body from his own flesh and blood and that they're obviously attracted to each other, mean that when they inevitably bump uglies... they're having real sex, or is the reality that Kenji is just masturbating with a foreign object lodged in his flesh that just so happens to be a living consciousness.

    You decide...








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    Ugh.

    Anyway, if she really can experience and explore her senses somehow through this construct, then Kenji would be in essence pleasuring somebody else. I wouldn't call it vicarious or transitive if this is the case.

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    Hmmmmmmm,

    it's Kenji's body, but Martha can feel the sensations...

    brb time to write some fan-fiction
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    That Adam and Eve reference... Lol.

    This situation is hardly unique, it's like two clones ravishing each other. The only difference is that Martha is physically connected to Kenji with a brain cord.

    So go dig up a clone sex thread, and find your answer in there.
    Bad news everyone...

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    Uhhh... I have no clue what the answer is... but you just made this strange couple even stranger.

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    Martha should become friends with this chick


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    Quote Originally Posted by doctormistermaster View Post
    Uhhh... I have no clue what the answer is... but you just made this strange couple even stranger.
    I wish disgustinger was a word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doctormistermaster View Post
    Uhhh... I have no clue what the answer is... but you just made this strange couple even stranger.
    Not really. Kenji is by and far the most sexually attractive denizen of the MU.

    Regardless of his mutation and what he could do with it, few will deny him if he solicited sexual relations from them.

    Martha was the first, but certainly not the last.
    Bad news everyone...

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    Kenji have been seeing one Hellraiser movie too many



    At least cover up her brain Kenji!

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    I do believe the term is Mindfuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel Mengsk View Post
    Kenji have been seeing one Hellraiser movie too many

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    At least cover up her brain Kenji!
    Dude, brains are his thing. He has a fetish. This is like if you got your girlfriend to walk around topless all the time, except it's Kenji and brains and Martha, so no one notices it's dirty.
    Bad news everyone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EuphemismForSex View Post
    This is like if you got your girlfriend to walk around topless all the time
    I would be okay with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel Mengsk View Post
    I honestly think that I wouldn't mind that one bit, if she was ultra hot that is.
    But everyone else would... Some sort of social taboo and she'd be called a whore.

    However, since Kenji is into brains, he can leave Martha's brain exposed for his own viewing pleasure AND NO ONE IS THE WISER.

    Clever guy, really. A man after my own heart.
    Bad news everyone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EuphemismForSex View Post
    But everyone else would... Some sort of social taboo
    What an odd world we live in.

    However, since Kenji is into brains, he can leave Martha's brain exposed for his own viewing pleasure AND NO ONE IS THE WISER.
    I never 'got' Kenji.

    Clever guy, really. A man after my own heart.
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    Kenji and Martha don't have sex.

    They make love
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