OTMT8: The "Ocho" - If It's Almost a Topic, We've Got It Here!

[Kevin Nichols]

Jersey does rule! You guys have Jersey Shore and the NY Giants!!!

We have THE Jersey Shore, not Jersey Shore. Let there be no confusion on that front.

We also have Taylor Ham, Springsteen, and the best damn pizza you'll find anywhere.

[One More Day]

We have THE Jersey Shore, not Jersey Shore. Let there be no confusion on that front.

We also have Taylor Ham, Springsteen, and the best damn pizza you'll find anywhere.

Only a fan of the MTV show and the Football Giants. Pizza is ok. Not a fan of the other two.

Are you going to teach your kid how to smoke?

[Kevin Nichols]

Only a fan of the MTV show and the Football Giants. Pizza is ok. Not a fan of the other two.

As I said, the Canadian thing answers a lot of questions. My wife is Canadian, so I consider myself something of an authority on Canadian weirdness.

Are you going to teach your kid how to smoke?

Yes.

[One More Day]

As I said, the Canadian thing answers a lot of questions. My wife is Canadian, so I consider myself something of an authority on Canadian weirdness.

I feel sorry for you. Does she say crap like "Eh" and is overbearingly polite? Did she live in an igloo without electricity and tv?

[Schmed]

I feel sorry for you. Does she say crap like "Eh" and is overbearing polite? Did she live in an igloo without electricity and tv?

You might want to take it down a notch while talking about someones wife and child. Kevin is fair game but family is not so much, unless of course she starts posting too. In which case we can fill her in on all the terrible things Kevin does around here.

[One More Day]

You might want to take it down a notch while talking about someones wife and child. Kevin is fair game but family is not so much, unless of course she starts posting too. In which case we can fill her in on all the terrible things Kevin does around here.

That's what Canadians are known for! I forgot to add their love for figure skating with sticks and Tim Hortons!!!

[Kevin Nichols]

I feel sorry for you.

Thank you.

Does she say crap

Constantly.

like "Eh"

Sometimes.

is overbearingly polite?

Well, not to me.

Did she live in an igloo without electricity and tv?

Even worse. She lived with my mother-in-law.

[Kevin Nichols]

You might want to take it down a notch while talking about someones wife and child. Kevin is fair game but family is not so much, unless of course she starts posting too. In which case we can fill her in on all the terrible things Kevin does around here.

Yesterday I would have been offended by his inane statements. But, now I know that he's Canadian. That's punishment enough.

[One More Day]

What's so bad about living with your mother-in-law?

Edit: Did they ever reveal who the Evil guy with the cat was in "Inspector Gadget"?

[coconutphone]

Haven't gotten my comics yet. Probably tomorrow. I'm afraid to leave the house today, so it's a sweatpants day for me and the little guy. I just read Green Eggs and Ham. I want to bang my head against a wall.

Don't be selfish! Read something he wants to read!

[Kevin Nichols]

What's so bad about living with your mother-in-law?

If you'd like, I can arrange for you to spend a week with her. I imagine both of you would have an... interesting... time.

Did they ever reveal who the Evil guy with the cat was in "Inspector Gadget"?

Yes. His name is Dr. Claw.

[coconutphone]

*looks up from plate of sloppy joes with mouth full* Whuuu?? Muheee?

I like your liberal use of the word 'plate'. We normally call that 'over the sink'.

And put a shirt on!

[coconutphone]

Is it bees again?

The bee bit his bottom. Now his bottom's big!

[coconutphone]

Yesterday I would have been offended by his inane statements. But, now I know that he's Canadian. That's punishment enough.

Hey Americans or Canadians? Which one claims Schmitty as one of their own?

Win: Canada.

[Kevin Nichols]

Hey Americans or Canadians? Which one claims Schmitty as one of their own?

Win: Canada.

You make a compelling case, but Canada also claims Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, and Rosie Schroder.


Win: USA!