Rimah Fakih says she has signed a WWE contract.
Ok, so some of those pictures from yesterday tell a story if you put them in the right order.
The Rock cozys up to young miss Phoenix to discuss strudel, among other pastries that double for Rock's penis.
CM Punk, angry upon hearing his former lady love has been spending time with the People's champ, confront him, ready to unrelease anger and fury. But Rock calms him down in the end.
Punk, feeling bad for attacking Dwayne, calls Lita for coffee and sex, and brings Rock a glass of rain water.
Well, that girl and the girl who didn't watch pro wrestling from Tough Enough are officialy the first 2 people we will see on WWE TV!!!!
Rosa wrestled for years before they wised up, Kelly still wrestles and gets to talk on tv.
As i am often told about TNA, never underestimate the stupidity of the WWE.
I would dig it if Jericho's jacket has had the bulbs switched over so when he lights it up in instead it will spell out "Best In The World". That'd be cool and apropos for the event.
IIRC, Punk and Maria dated when they were in FCW, and broke up before or soon after he got called up to WWE. He dated Mickie earlier than that, and she actually put the good word in for him with Maria.Maybe he's practical enough to view women as individuals even if they've worked at the same place.
But wasn't Rima hurt at the time? At least she's got determination and is a genuine fan. I have NO IDEA what little Ms. "Melina vs. Alicia Fox" has going for her.Originally Posted by Alex
I hope for his sake that the straight edge lifestyle does not preclude the use of antibiotics.Originally Posted by Alex
Luke got robbed. He looked more than solid, skill wise.Originally Posted by Superbeast
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"Family Guy jumped the shark when i stopped getting high every time i watched it. " - Alex
Apparently Luke was too small and didn't have enough aerial moves to offset that limitation in Austin's eyes. He also apparently was more concerned with looking good than making his opponents look good. All in all why they didn't just put lifts in his boots like they did for the Dudleyz, Jericho and others in the late 90s and teach him to sell more and be less selfish in the ring, I don't know.
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WWE has announced that the following Talents will be released after Mania.
They are wished the best in their future endeavors.
what time is WM suppose to start tonight?
Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.
O'Neill: I've spent my whole life sticking it to the man.
Jackson: Well now you will be the man.
O'Neill: I don't think I can be the man.