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**Alex** · 04-01-2012, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by superbeast

jericho and daniel bryan apparently have new entrance outfits for tonight.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

**Gryphon** · 04-01-2012, 11:27 AM

Rimah Fakih says she has signed a WWE contract.

**Alex** · 04-01-2012, 11:28 AM

Ok, so some of those pictures from yesterday tell a story if you put them in the right order.

The Rock cozys up to young miss Phoenix to discuss strudel, among other pastries that double for Rock's penis.

CM Punk, angry upon hearing his former lady love has been spending time with the People's champ, confront him, ready to unrelease anger and fury. But Rock calms him down in the end.

Punk, feeling bad for attacking Dwayne, calls Lita for coffee and sex, and brings Rock a glass of rain water.

**Alex** · 04-01-2012, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by gryhpon

Rimah Fakih says she has signed a WWE contract.

Remember when they did the episode where she went in the ring with Hugh Morris at night, and even though she tried the same thing 10000 times she couldn't do it?
Well, that girl and the girl who didn't watch pro wrestling from Tough Enough are officialy the first 2 people we will see on WWE TV!!!!

**Superbeast** · 04-01-2012, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Alex

Remember when they did the episode where she went in the ring with Hugh Morris at night, and even though she tried the same thing 10000 times she couldn't do it?
Well, that girl and the girl who didn't watch pro wrestling from Tough Enough are officialy the first 2 people we will see on WWE TV!!!!

To be fair I think Rima will just be a valet. They saw she can't do shit but stand around and look pretty and look what they have done with Rosa Mendes. I assume Rima will valet some of the younger guys coming up after Mania.

**Alex** · 04-01-2012, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Superbeast

To be fair I think Rima will just be a valet. They saw she can't do shit but stand around and look pretty and look what they have done with Rosa Mendes. I assume Rima will valet some of the younger guys coming up after Mania.

They also said Andy had "It" and was a future star, while everyone watching didn't know what they were talking about.
Rosa wrestled for years before they wised up, Kelly still wrestles and gets to talk on tv.
As i am often told about TNA, never underestimate the stupidity of the WWE.

**Superbeast** · 04-01-2012, 11:45 AM

I would dig it if Jericho's jacket has had the bulbs switched over so when he lights it up in instead it will spell out "Best In The World". That'd be cool and apropos for the event.

**Superbeast** · 04-01-2012, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Alex

They also said Andy had "It" and was a future star, while everyone watching didn't know what they were talking about.
Rosa wrestled for years before they wised up, Kelly still wrestles and gets to talk on tv.
As i am often told about TNA, never underestimate the stupidity of the WWE.

I think most of us felt Luke had the charisma and Martin had the skills. Only thing Andy had was the height and the sob story.

**Gryphon** · 04-01-2012, 11:49 AM

**Alex** · 04-01-2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Superbeast

I think most of us felt Luke had the charisma and Martin had the skills. Only thing Andy had was the height and the sob story.

He had so much It they are going to release him.

**Jared** · 04-01-2012, 12:13 PM

Maybe he's practical enough to view women as individuals even if they've worked at the same place.

IIRC, Punk and Maria dated when they were in FCW, and broke up before or soon after he got called up to WWE. He dated Mickie earlier than that, and she actually put the good word in for him with Maria.

Originally Posted by Alex

Remember when they did the episode where she went in the ring with Hugh Morris at night, and even though she tried the same thing 10000 times she couldn't do it?
Well, that girl and the girl who didn't watch pro wrestling from Tough Enough are officialy the first 2 people we will see on WWE TV!!!!

But wasn't Rima hurt at the time? At least she's got determination and is a genuine fan. I have NO IDEA what little Ms. "Melina vs. Alicia Fox" has going for her.

Originally Posted by Alex

Punk, feeling bad for attacking Dwayne, calls Lita for coffee and sex, and brings Rock a glass of rain water.

I hope for his sake that the straight edge lifestyle does not preclude the use of antibiotics.

Originally Posted by Superbeast

I think most of us felt Luke had the charisma and Martin had the skills. Only thing Andy had was the height and the sob story.

Luke got robbed. He looked more than solid, skill wise.

**Superbeast** · 04-01-2012, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Alex

He had so much It they are going to release him.

It's sad the best thing to come out of that show was some Austin gifs of his reaction to "Melina vs Alicia Fox" and singing "Siiiiilent raaage".

Apparently Luke was too small and didn't have enough aerial moves to offset that limitation in Austin's eyes. He also apparently was more concerned with looking good than making his opponents look good. All in all why they didn't just put lifts in his boots like they did for the Dudleyz, Jericho and others in the late 90s and teach him to sell more and be less selfish in the ring, I don't know.

**Gryphon** · 04-01-2012, 12:21 PM

Breaking News

WWE has announced that the following Talents will be released after Mania.

Alicia Fox

Ted DiBiase

William Regal

Alex Riley
And
Kharma

They are wished the best in their future endeavors.

Sloof Lirpa