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    Default Would Wolverine be more interesting as.....Wait for it....

    A TELETUBBIE!!!!

    Seeing as how Marvel seems to want to make Wolverine all cute, cuddly and sensitive I feel it's time for a change in his appearance.

    A child-loving, school-teaching, *mass murderering* cashcow should not go around looking so scruffy. He needs to sharpen up his image if he's to appeal to 5 year olds and their parents. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!

    Apparently, Wolverine is now cute, lovable and can do nothing wrong. So while it is being claimed that Cyclops is now a villain, I claim that Wolverine is now;




    By the way, that means no more beer or cigars, because drinking beer and smoking is not a good look for Marvel's new kiddie-magnet. Only tubbie-tustard for you

    P.S. Yes I'm taking the piss out of all the "Cyclops is a villain/dictator" threads.

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    I don't know, those claws are pretty scary. Time for him to replace them with spoons or safety scissors. *I like the safety scissors that look like bunny ears! * :D

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    *giggles* This is great :) But honestly? I liked Wolverine way better when he was... not a headmaster.

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    I know this is a joke thread, but I actually think Wolverine would be more interesting as a zen samurai type dude who has kind of seen it all by now. Kind of how Morrison portrayed him during his New X-men run. I'm just tired of the mindless, beer-swilling punk that so many writers portray him as. At least during Aaron's run he's had some depth, but Bendis and most everyone else who writes him just doesn't get him. Remender does a good job with him actually. I like how he portrays Logan as a no-nonsense leader in Uncanny X-Force.

    But at this point in the character's life and history he's beyond being a surly, confrontational guy who's always jumping the gun and starting stuff for no reason. There are plenty of young upstarts who can fit the "wild card" bill in the X-men and Avengers so they no longer need to keep Wolverine pigeon-holed into that role IMO.

    Oh, and I think him as headmaster is not only a step in the right direction, but probably the best and most interesting thing to happen to the character in decades! It's fun seeing him as a fish out of water and so over his head. At least to me.

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    Which would explain the Tubby Custard machine in the school cafeteria...

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    Yes, Logan would be much more interesting as a teletubbie. I think you just need to put some black stripes on that figure and---voila!

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    You mean like this?



    I could so replace Greg Land.

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    Just as long as he's not purple and has a triangle on top of his head...

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    No. He is best as a sloth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyraw View Post
    You mean like this?



    I could so replace Greg Land.

    Yes! That is perfection!

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    Quote Originally Posted by darknessatnoon View Post
    No. He is best as a sloth.
    That was a great thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeb View Post
    Just as long as he's not purple and has a triangle on top of his head...
    Leave Tinkie-winkie alone. Or was it Po?

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    Wolverine should be the JGSHL Santa for Christmas 2011. Toad can be his Elf.

    This suits his colour scheme.

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    The Sun is setting in the sky.
    Teletubbies say ... SNIKT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanseru View Post
    *giggles* This is great :) But honestly? I liked Wolverine way better when he was... not a headmaster.
    Logan's never been the same since he joined the Avengers.

    Just another character who was so original but who Marvel are determined to pigeonhole into a stereotype.

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