Seeing as how Marvel seems to want to make Wolverine all cute, cuddly and sensitive I feel it's time for a change in his appearance.
A child-loving, school-teaching, *mass murderering* cashcow should not go around looking so scruffy. He needs to sharpen up his image if he's to appeal to 5 year olds and their parents. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!
Apparently, Wolverine is now cute, lovable and can do nothing wrong. So while it is being claimed that Cyclops is now a villain, I claim that Wolverine is now;
By the way, that means no more beer or cigars, because drinking beer and smoking is not a good look for Marvel's new kiddie-magnet. Only tubbie-tustard for you
P.S. Yes I'm taking the piss out of all the "Cyclops is a villain/dictator" threads.