Complaints About the Republican Party IV

[Spike-X]

Hey you guys! Did you know that making sure women have access to contraception through their health care plans is just as bad as 9/11 and Pearl Harbor?

IT IS! IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!!

[worstblogever]

Hey you guys! Did you know that making sure women have access to contraception through their health care plans is just as bad as 9/11 and Pearl Harbor?

IT IS! IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!!

I know. I remember that day in infamy, almost eleven years ago, when the planes hit the towers, and then "BAM!" ladies were showered in the morning after pill that the buildings were made of, all along.


Seriously, Mike Kelly, you are the weakest link. And that's saying something, considering Mitt Romney just offended more countries than he actually visited, Mike Huckabee held "Chik-Fil-A Appreciation Day" on the same day the news broke that they've been discovered to have donated money to "pray the gay away" organizations like Exodus International, as well as anti-gay hate groups like the Family Research Council.

[Iangould]

Or that he wrote horror novels.

That Steven King would make an awesome Congressman.

Provided it was the drug-fueled madman who gave us Christine and Needful Things not the clean-and-sober snoremeister who gave us Insomnia (possibly the most inaccurately named book ever).

[worstblogever]

That Steven King would make an awesome Congressman.

Provided it was the drug-fueled madman who gave us Christine and Needful Things not the clean-and-sober snoremeister who gave us Insomnia (possibly the most inaccurately named book ever).

About that...



Hey, famous authors can complain about the Republican Party, too. Especially when they f'n own at it when they do.

[JCAll]

That Steven King would make an awesome Congressman.

Provided it was the drug-fueled madman who gave us Christine and Needful Things not the clean-and-sober snoremeister who gave us Insomnia (possibly the most inaccurately named book ever).

Can you imagine Stephen King trying to filibuster? It would be insane.

[Iangould]

Can you imagine Stephen King trying to filibuster? It would be insane.

Mr Speaker: I now ask that The Stand be read into the congressional Record.

[Michael P]

Mr Speaker: I now ask that The Stand be read into the congressional Record.

Pff. The complete Dark Tower series.

[worstblogever]

On the House floor: "We all float down here..."

[the4thpip]

That Steven King would make an awesome Congressman.

Provided it was the drug-fueled madman who gave us Christine and Needful Things not the clean-and-sober snoremeister who gave us Insomnia (possibly the most inaccurately named book ever).

The drug-addled King also gave us Tommyknockers.
<shudder>

[JeffreyWKramer]

Seriously, Mike Kelly, you are the weakest link. And that's saying something, considering Mitt Romney just offended more countries than he actually visited, Mike Huckabee held "Chik-Fil-A Appreciation Day" on the same day the news broke that they've been discovered to have donated money to "pray the gay away" organizations like Exodus International, as well as anti-gay hate groups like the Family Research Council.

I look forward to Mike Huckabee's public support for a Fred Phelps Appreciation Day and National Bigotry Day.

Seriously, though, to anyone who has been paying attention, it isn't exactly news that Chick-Fil-A has been giving money to anti-gay hate groups. They've been doing that pretty much forever.

[JCAll]

The drug-addled King also gave us Tommyknockers.
<shudder>

The Tommyknockers was awesome.
Blanketly stolen, but still awesome.

[the4thpip]

The Tommyknockers was awesome.
Blanketly stolen, but still awesome.

But was it a gas or electro magnetic waves? There was no internal consistency with that story!

[GozertheGozarian]

Way to buck that stereotype, Mississippi.

[Spike-X]

Way to buck that stereotype, Mississippi.

“To be clear, I want the world to know that I do not, cannot, and will not apologize for the inspired truth of God’s Word. It is one thing that will never “change.”

"Well, apart from all that stuff about eating shellfish or pork and working on the sabbath and planting different crops in the same field and selling your children into slavery and getting tattoos and...what was I saying again?"

[longdecember]

Mr Speaker: I now ask that The Stand be read into the congressional Record.

I second the motion.