WWE Smackdowns

[Alex]

I LOVE these Ryback segments.

Just for the fact that he's destroying heel local jobbers. Think about it, HEEL local jobbers! That's hilarious. Like, what makes them so pissy anyway?

They know they are getting beat.
I would like the segments more if they removed the guys watching in back.
I support a new Goldberg, though i miss his im a country retard gimick.

I also refuse to beleive he hasn't gotten another wellness violation yet.

[Genki Sudo]

i guess we aren't doing spoiler tags anymore huh.

anyways i was just thinking how funny it would've been to see the rage if kelly(remember it always comes back to kelly) had done the xact same thing AJ did to natalya, it's not like she could've done it any worse there was no running of the ropes involved.

Except while raging AJ does look like she's in a rage, Kelly just looks like someone hit her with a taser

[Alex]

Except while raging AJ does look like she's in a rage, Kelly just looks like someone hit her with a taser

Less annoying yelling too.
We can stop complaigning about the divas for a bit though, i think the division is going to be nothing but Kharma squash matches for a while.

[Legato]

Less annoying yelling too.
We can stop complaigning about the divas for a bit though, i think the division is going to be nothing but Kharma squash matches for a while.

Least till actual talent comes along to challenge her.

[Alex]

Least till actual talent comes along to challenge her.

Theres this girl named natalya, quite a good female wrestler, you can see her getting her ass kicked by AJ and farting.

[Alex]

My favorite thing about Antonio Cesaro, is that in FCW, his gimick was that he was a wrestler who was an arrogant douche that had travelled all over the world wrestling.
And in WWE, his gimmick is that he used to play Rugby.
Because Rugby player tells the american audience more about how he's good then telling them he's a good wrestler, and silence tells them more about him than letting him talk.
"Bring them up when you have an idea for them!" Aces HHH!

[clayholio]

Aksana, who has a accent, did the ring intro for tyson, who was already in the ring, and Cesaro, who had no coat or beret, a mistake imo.
Cesaros music is the most generic thing i have ever heard on WWE tv.
Cesaro beats kidd up, Booker calls a gutwrench suplex and has to explain what it is because the WWE thinks people who watch wrestling don't know anything about wrestling anymore, most likely because Cole never calls moves, and if he does, never calls them correctly. I miss a great many announce teams at this point. Antonio actually pops the crowd by tossing Tyson into the air and european uppercutting him, this was an impressive show of strength, and the crowd, used to impresive shows of strength like that usualy being followed up by the dude just hitting the map and not punch, thought it was neato.
Cesaro finishes kid with...im not sure what that was
Teddy is instructed to go in the ring with a victourous cesaro to raise his hand, he then makes out with Aksana. Teddys pain makes me smile.
Cesaro needs new music right the fuck now, and needs to cut a promo because he is funny, crowd liked him more than Tensai, so that's something.

I liked his music, it was kinda British punky. Better than generic metal - at least it's a genre they haven't beaten into the ground.

And that European Uppercut was nasty.

I LOVE these Ryback segments.

Just for the fact that he's destroying heel local jobbers. Think about it, HEEL local jobbers! That's hilarious. Like, what makes them so pissy anyway?

I'm digging Ryback. I do love that they let these guys try to heel the crowd for about ten seconds.

My favorite thing about Antonio Cesaro, is that in FCW, his gimick was that he was a wrestler who was an arrogant douche that had travelled all over the world wrestling.
And in WWE, his gimmick is that he used to play Rugby.
Because Rugby player tells the american audience more about how he's good then telling them he's a good wrestler, and silence tells them more about him than letting him talk.
"Bring them up when you have an idea for them!" Aces HHH!

I don't mind the rugby thing so much as a Swiss national being named Antonio. Maybe that name is way more common there than I think it is, but it doesn't ring true for me.

But if it's my show, he ditches those weird garter things and starts carrying Starbucks around everywhere again.

[Aubergine~!]

Man, Cesaro needs his robe back. And he really needs to start doing the 'Eeeeeyyyy!' pose again.

Seriously, these are things that make him stand out, why stop doing them? It's his first match and all, so fingers crossed he gets everything back at some point.

Really though, as long as he keeps doing Swiss Death I'm happy.

[Alex]

I miss the robe and the beret, but they might come back.
Might have just wanted him to walk out without a coat on so people could see that he was a big dude whos in shape right away.

[lboinyamouf4sho]

Spoilers tags for...what? I watched the show.
Kelly kelly can't run the ropes, AJ punched natalya in the face last week and they didn't show the bleeding.

it was like 5-8am on friday when you posted that. if you watched it before it comes on tv and post results it's called a spoiler. anyways not a big deal to me it was easy enough to just not read it.

Except while raging AJ does look like she's in a rage, Kelly just looks like someone hit her with a taser

I liked his music, it was kinda British punky. Better than generic metal - at least it's a genre they haven't beaten into the ground.

And that European Uppercut was nasty.

I don't mind the rugby thing so much as a Swiss national being named Antonio. Maybe that name is way more common there than I think it is, but it doesn't ring true for me.

But if it's my show, he ditches those weird garter things and starts carrying Starbucks around everywhere again.

when i 1st heard the name claudio castagnoli i was xpecting an italian. to be honest though i'm not sure what common swiss names are.

EYYYY!!! i have one of these stickers on my sketchbook BTW


my favorite part was when he made out with aksana while teddy cried. have to say it sux seeing kidd get squashed like that though, just because it was a guy a like and not the latest hoss doesn't make it cool.

Man, Cesaro needs his robe back. And he really needs to start doing the 'Eeeeeyyyy!' pose again.

Seriously, these are things that make him stand out, why stop doing them? It's his first match and all, so fingers crossed he gets everything back at some point.

Really though, as long as he keeps doing Swiss Death I'm happy.

that cradle pancake thing he did was kind of cool but i was hoping for a ricola bomb finish.

SD is much better recorded so i can utilize the HHH button.

[Alex]

it was like 5-8am on friday when you posted that. if you watched it before it comes on tv and post results it's called a spoiler. anyways not a big deal to me it was easy enough to just not read it.

I watched it when it aired in australia, we're on the internet, once it airs i don't think we need spoilers. Airs in Europe on thursday our time, but it's edited so i never watch it.

[MrMancha]

My favorite thing about Antonio Cesaro, is that in FCW, his gimick was that he was a wrestler who was an arrogant douche that had travelled all over the world wrestling.
And in WWE, his gimmick is that he used to play Rugby.
Because Rugby player tells the american audience more about how he's good then telling them he's a good wrestler, and silence tells them more about him than letting him talk.
"Bring them up when you have an idea for them!" Aces HHH!

and he doesn't have a BERET!!!! anymore

[Alex]

and he doesn't have a BERET!!!! anymore

It will come back, when he gets new entrance music.
I hope.
I really hope about the entrance music.

[darthjoker]

he btw, Natalya is not farting anymore? I saw her on NXT and not a single fart.
Also I too tought that Cesaro Castagnoli was italian. mmm tricky last name.

[Jared]

and that's why you should forget it. I don't think we have hear again of that so far.
maybe it went the way of the dodo, just like Trips losing to Biker Taker.

Oh, I didn't mean that Teddy should walk away in real life. But kayfabe, I don't get why he's putting up with being Johnny's house slave. I had totally forgotten that absurdity with the college fund, probably because it's barely been mentioned. Didn't they do something similar with Shawn Michaels a while back?