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Thing is, Bronson is well built but he is 6'1, same as Punk. That height might not be considered big enough.
Big Show vs Daniel Bryan, cole tells us this is a modern day David vs goliath, does not bury Bryan at all.
Open with Booker and Cody, it's fine, seen it for 3 weeks now though.
Booker either let Cody call the match or at least didn't call it for him, from a guy as experienced as Booker that's a nice sign. Cody wins clean.
Booker lingers after and gets a good crowd reaction.
Golddust backstage, out of makeup, says grats to cody, cody says he's a bigger success than Goldy, and says he may be a bigger success than their dad...thems fighting words, bullrope match i hope!
Zack quits as Teddys replacement because he almost got raped by kane.
Zack recomends Santino for his replacement, and Teddy excepts if Santino can beat Drew in a match.
Teddy tells drew if he doesn't win, he might fire him again.
Aksana is a piece of ass, that is all.
AJ tells Alicia she spent new year with Dbry. I think they confirmed they are together...she calls him baby.
Daniel comes out and is so clearly going heel i can't beleive it.
Hornswaggle beats Slater in an over the top rope challenge, they are pissed at Slater for attempted rape or whatever.
Hunico comes out on the back of "comachos" bike, and then cuts a promo in english.
They are mexicans holmes, this is their gimick.
They have a short and what i think is the best match on the show so far. I really am starting to like Hunico, i think i like him more than Sin Cara, that bike thing is still laughable though, the crowd thinks it's funny too.
They have been teasing an update on Orton all night. Barret comes out to cut a promo on him, this crowd hates barret, thats good.
Barret tells us that his carrer may be over. Now...Orton should come back to throw out a surely victorious Wade Barret in the rumble.
But i think he's still coming back to win, because Barret makes a big deal about how he won't be there.
Sheamus comes out and tells barret about his great uncle and then jinder comes out, they both beat up sheamus and use their finishers on him. You think this side slam thing Barret does is because he hurt Orton with Wasteland...and a table? It's not very impressive imo.
They give us a tale of the tape on Dbryan vs Bigshow, Big show is really big, Bryan is small, Cole tells us he has no chance.
This is WWE, so they will show us that Cole is correct.
Epico and Primo face Air boom, Rosa is the star out of these 5 people.
Bryan and show meet backstage with Matt, Bryan is doing something here...he's doing like this sarcastic, douchebag thing. Show puts his hand on Bryans shoulder and bryan gets SRS!
Which Show almost laughs at.
Tamina beats Natty, Natty pissed someone off.
Mark Henry comes out to do commentary for this match, he will be better than Cole i bet.
Mark Henry stops to talk shit to people in the crowd, i like Mark Henry.
Cole has Mark Henry bury Bryan, says he is a great world champ for the midget division. I loled at this because he is a heel.
They are booing Bryan but im not sure if these are inserted.
Seeing these two in the ring together i actually don't see how Bryan could realisticly beat show, this to me says they shouldn't be wrestling.
Bryan just gets destroyed by show, Henry is great on commentary.
Dbry makes a comeback using speed and quickness to his advantage.
Show has yelled at Dbry every time he comes out of the ring, this time Bryan noticed!
Dbry, who is bleeding from the mouth heavily, gets taken up for a choke slam, and turns it into a guilittene...kind of, then he gets the lebell lock on, which show breaks.
Show goes to...punch him,with the ref looking right at him (sorry, i can't get over this) Bryan rolls out, Henry talks shot, Bryan responds in anger, Henry pushes him, Bryan wins by dq.
Bryan celebrates like a douche, though he could have done a better job of showing he got the dq on purpose, because it seemed more like natural thing.
I can't beleive they are going to push Bryan as the heel and Show as the face in this, thats so ass backwards.