What happens:
- Wolverine is supposed to teach Hope & The Five Little Pig, but he's drunk or something and he goes to bed. Idie has a dumb little scene (whatever).
- Wolverine is almost naked btw
- Cyclops takes Wolverine to Switzerland and they suck each other off.
- Cyclops asks every country to destroy their sentinels
- Kid Omega comes in and does something
- Black Panther admits he married a Doombot
- Sentinels come, they fight, X-Men go home, Kid Omega releases a horrorcore music video
- Some Sunspot-looking kid does something
- Emma hates Kid Omega
- Kitty Pryde buys a white doll for Idie, who is binging on ice cream (Loa wannabe, WHATEVER)
- Hope's shirt is falling off (Emma tells her to get lost, but Cyclops tells her to come closer)
- Every sentinel in the world comes out to stand around
- Stormbot (now confirmed) says something dumb, Cyclops ignores
- Some kid does something else and the end
This issue was amazing. I love it so much. Jason Aaron finally gives X-fans what they want. Black Panther/Storm is over. The truth revealed. God/Bright Lady/Phoenix bless Jason Aaron.
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07-13-2011, 08:33 AM #1#YOLO
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X-Men SCHISM #1 Review/Spoilers: The TRUTH Finally Revealed!
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07-13-2011, 08:36 AM #2Senior Member
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Weirdest way to describe this issue. Doesn't make much sense :-(
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07-13-2011, 08:36 AM #3Zebra Daddy
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I am pretty sure Schism will be about Cyclops and Wolverine fighting over what to do with the Stormbot. Did you notice that neither of them can look her/it in the eye?
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07-13-2011, 08:38 AM #4Zebra Daddy
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BTW, the Stormbot PROOF has been posted in the Facebook "I Hate the Storm/Black Panther Marriage" cause-page if anyone wants to check it out.
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07-13-2011, 08:39 AM #5#YOLO
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I have serious issues with Kitty Pryde getting a white Bratz doll for Idie. Why couldn't she find a black Barbie? What's her game?
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07-13-2011, 08:41 AM #6Zebra Daddy
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Toni Morrison is shaking her damn head.
Originally Posted by Prodigy55
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07-13-2011, 08:44 AM #7X-Asperated
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Should I buy this? Comprehensible opinions, pls.
READ SNARKED!
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07-13-2011, 08:44 AM #8BANNED
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yes, you absolutely should!
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07-13-2011, 08:47 AM #9Junior Member
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I thought it was a stunningly written issue that is a great start to Schism. Art was decent and Frank D'Armata did great color. Originally Posted by Ex_
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07-13-2011, 08:48 AM #10Apostle of the Fire
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When is Perfect Storm going to fry Toolverine?!!!
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07-13-2011, 08:48 AM #11#YOLO
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Did you want me to go into detail about the dumbass Iceman scene at the beginning? He is sitting on a beach and made a backwards cap out of ice.
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07-13-2011, 08:49 AM #12Zebra Daddy
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Everything he said was accurate. Maybe he should have used a paragraph form instead of a list form. Originally Posted by Ronin1108
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07-13-2011, 08:49 AM #13BANNED
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Well that was f***ing horrible.
The review, that is.
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07-13-2011, 08:49 AM #14New Member
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Sooo what actually happened in this issue? Was it good? This review is really confusing.
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07-13-2011, 08:50 AM #15GAIJIN
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ISSUE?I DON'T WANNA BUY IT.
lolwhatever.
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