Every time I finish an issue of Lois Lane I think to myself, nothing can top this. And then I read the next one and it does. It's amazing.
I'm only a few pages into #111 and it's already just flat out incredible. On the second page, Lois gets ambushed by a team of five-inch-tall, evil Justice League clones created by Darkseid and sent to Earth to undermine the real heroes. They even have little tiny costumes and everything. This scene on the cover? it actually happens:
Then, Lois and Clark engage in some of the most amazing(ly bad) romance storytelling ever, courtesy of Robert Kanigher. Clark goes to turn in an "article"Lois absentmindedly left in her typewriter but when he sees it, he realizes she has just typed the line "I Love Superman!" over and over for the entire page. So he thinks, "I can't turn this in. I will keep it close to my heart."
And then just a couple pages letter, we get this amazingly adult thought balloon from Superman when Lois leans in to kiss him:
"I may be a Superman... but I'm hungry for companionship... for the touch of another human when night falls!"
Whoa man, control your hungers. And if this isn't enough, Lois is interviewing a group of Latinos about their troubles. Are we going to get another ham handed relevancy story already?! Oh man, I sure hope so. And this is just the first six pages!
Edit: Oh my gentle Jehosephat, this comic, I can't even. So the miniature, evil JLA knocks out Lois and applies a poisoned lipstick to her. So when she finally kisses Superman, it causes him to go into an insane berserker rage. Lois immediately calls some scientists and explains the situation, then waits for them to rush over a special package they are whipping up. Got it so far?
Alright, so the package arrives, but the tiny, evil JLA also shows up to taunt Lois and prevent her from interfering with their plan. Except, they don't reckon with what the package contains: A squadron a tiny Lois Lane clones!
Yes, the scientists uses her DNA to whip up a squad of tiny Lois Lane clones, who have been specially outfitted and trained to deal with tiny evil JLA doppelgangers. So as Lois watches in amazement, her team of tiny Lois clones engages in an epic battle with the tiny, evil JLA. Once they win, she applies a special antidote lipstick they sent her, races over and kisses Superman, breaking him out of his trance.
Look, let's face it: the real Golden Age of comics was in 1971.
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